By Anonymous - 19/5/2011 02:48 - United States
Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
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By  Awahso  |  25

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  Oohgaloof  |  0

Right.

Anyways, OP's having monetary problems, yet he hasn't figured out how this is a blessing from the all-mighty. Don't you see, OP, dogs are edible. Just change chicken to doggen, and all is well. Because, as you know, if life gives you lemons, you got to make lemonade.

By  LolaD18  |  1

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  alaskasfml  |  0

maybe he wanted the job so he can help save and rescue animals that were abandoned, run aways, neglected, abused, etc and find them good homes and this, sadly, came with the job. cops get their job to help save and protect people, let's see you tell them "you should quit your job asap and do something less disgusting." if they post an fml about a horrible crime scene and how they had to investigate it. slightly exaggerated response to compare the two. but sometimes people do what they love, even if it doesn't always give us roses.

By  Yousuck24  |  21

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  parte_perdiz  |  0

93 the dog could have dug out of a kennel or the fence could have broken or any of those things. I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields so our dog isn't even in a kennel or tied up. just because the dog was not caged doesn't mean it was neglected.