By Anonymous - 19/05/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 497
You deserved it 4 221

Same thing different taste

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did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

ihatecake 0

that really sux man hang in there


ihatecake 0

that really sux man hang in there

ihatecake 0

haha now u trolls cant say first

sorry one should ever have to do that. I'm sure you can find a better job, even with the economy how it is

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He may save a little money but I'd rather be a little more poor than having lost my dog.

PurpleRae420 0

Yes I agree I'm sure you can find a better job and nonone should have to clean up their dead dog that's just sad! Hang in their losing a dog isn't fun

omg I would cry so hard while I did it.

Damn, this FML sucks too bad to make a joke...

ihatecake 0

hes just trying to cheer him up dont be too harsh

Yeah, this just made me feel really bad inside :(

I hate reading these kind of sad FMLs... I need comic relief

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Oohgaloof 0

Right. Anyways, OP's having monetary problems, yet he hasn't figured out how this is a blessing from the all-mighty. Don't you see, OP, dogs are edible. Just change chicken to doggen, and all is well. Because, as you know, if life gives you lemons, you got to make lemonade.

Here 37, this is the +2 Digital PETA Shield of Luck. Have fun.


hellogoodbye1996 6

and when life gives you insensitive ass holes (37) throw them off a cliff! or in the case in front of a car.

imacreeper 3

when life gives you 37 and 2, throw them infront of a car.

monkeebalz 0

youre a miserable excuse for life, and your mom should have aborted you. i hope you get a glass tube shoved into your dickhole then shattered with a hammer

funnyFMLSplz 0

36, theres to many things to say to you but I'm only going to say one. you're not funny at all you twat.

Oohgaloof 0

Noob, I'm 36. Learn to read.

Dude, maybe he was talking about you? You made a horrible comment.

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dezinspaaace 0

maybe it was the only job he could find.

maybe he wanted the job so he can help save and rescue animals that were abandoned, run aways, neglected, abused, etc and find them good homes and this, sadly, came with the job. cops get their job to help save and protect people, let's see you tell them "you should quit your job asap and do something less disgusting." if they post an fml about a horrible crime scene and how they had to investigate it. slightly exaggerated response to compare the two. but sometimes people do what they love, even if it doesn't always give us roses.

Oh yes, since quitting your job because it's disgusting is the resolution to it all. Please stop talking.

obviously you're too young to know how the real world works. find out before posting things like that.

martialart1st18 19

Yes because finding a better paying job is just soooo easy

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It was HIS dog #4 you prick. Who gives a **** if you clean up garbage for free? That just makes you an idiot.

Okay, I missed the part about how it's his dog, FYL, that would hurt.

4, YDI for committing the crime that you were sentenced with community service for.

meli_g2009 0

your scum, they had to clean up their own dead dog, it is unbearable to find out you lost a pet but to find out that way? I couldn't imagine.

Razzle_McDazzle 0

No! I don't want your damn lemons!

Taconuggets 0

#4 apologized! stop being assholes!

have u managed to pick up urself yet then?

dezinspaaace 0

well...someone has got to do it, op. but fyl and hopefully things will get better. :/

cloudy01 0

did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....

Beebow_fml 5

Well the job can only get better, unless he gets a new dog and has to clean that one up too.

I can feel sorry for the dog however, I would be asking why the dog was being neglected and allowed to run free on the street.

93 the dog could have dug out of a kennel or the fence could have broken or any of those things. I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields so our dog isn't even in a kennel or tied up. just because the dog was not caged doesn't mean it was neglected.

LoneStarTexan 6

third that my dogs are the same way

CptGap 0

it wouldn't matter whose dog it was. someone was gunna feel sad. and how ironic too

about as f#%*ed up as it gets right there...

I'm sorry for your loss OP, but I still think you should keep your dog in the house or on a leash. So he couldn't even run on the streets.

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cherry72 13

wow #12 that is about as insensitive as it gets. stfu.

Be practical. How does OP expect to support both him and a dog if he can't even pay a month of rent.

are u talkin about eatin the dog? thats nasty...

could you possibly be more insensitive?!?!?!

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