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sorry dude..no one should ever have to do that. I'm sure you can find a better job, even with the economy how it is
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Show it anywayHe may save a little money but I'd rather be a little more poor than having lost my dog.
omg I would cry so hard while I did it.
Damn, this FML sucks too bad to make a joke...
# 21 is a dick
Yeah, this just made me feel really bad inside :(
cubt.
I'm so sorry :(
I hate reading these kind of sad FMLs... I need comic relief
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Show it anywayHere 37, this is the +2 Digital PETA Shield of Luck. Have fun.
37- u r the biggest ASSHOLE. INSENSITIVE PIECE OF SHIT
and when life gives you insensitive ass holes (37) throw them off a cliff! or in the case in front of a car.
Dude, maybe he was talking about you? You made a horrible comment.
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Show it anywaymaybe he wanted the job so he can help save and rescue animals that were abandoned, run aways, neglected, abused, etc and find them good homes and this, sadly, came with the job. cops get their job to help save and protect people, let's see you tell them "you should quit your job asap and do something less disgusting." if they post an fml about a horrible crime scene and how they had to investigate it. slightly exaggerated response to compare the two. but sometimes people do what they love, even if it doesn't always give us roses.
Oh yes, since quitting your job because it's disgusting is the resolution to it all. Please stop talking.
obviously you're too young to know how the real world works. find out before posting things like that.
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Show it anywayIt was HIS dog #4 you prick. Who gives a **** if you clean up garbage for free? That just makes you an idiot.
Okay, I missed the part about how it's his dog, FYL, that would hurt.
4, YDI for committing the crime that you were sentenced with community service for.
your a **** sucking asshole
#4 apologized! stop being assholes!
have u managed to pick up urself yet then?
did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....
Some people now days huh?
I can feel sorry for the dog however, I would be asking why the dog was being neglected and allowed to run free on the street.
93 the dog could have dug out of a kennel or the fence could have broken or any of those things. I live in the middle of nowhere surrounded by fields so our dog isn't even in a kennel or tied up. just because the dog was not caged doesn't mean it was neglected.
second that
about as f#%*ed up as it gets right there...
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Show it anywayBe practical. How does OP expect to support both him and a dog if he can't even pay a month of rent.
are u talkin about eatin the dog? thats nasty...
yumm
i was about to type the same thing
you better be a Tr*ll
asshole
could you possibly be more insensitive?!?!?!
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did any of you read where he says MY DOG, show some sympathy....
that really sux man hang in there