By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23
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It's a gas gas gas
By FartyCar - 30/11/2018 17:30
It burns
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By Anonymous - 24/01/2017 06:31
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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 22:00 - United States - Rochester
The betrayal
By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 16:33 - Japan - Tokyo
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By pampa31 - 14/12/2015 17:21 - Mexico - Tijuana
Peel
By Etta - 05/03/2017 04:00 - United States
By juniorleo - 03/12/2015 20:23 - United States - Riverside
juniorleo tells us more.
OP here. I know that screenshots aren't very good evidence, but it was basically all I had (since the website had been updated since). I'm on a quarter system so there's not enough time to go with a lot of your ideas, though I appreciate you guys trying. Oh, and I did go to my parents. Not for help, since I did everything possible before I called them about it, but they didn't believe me either. (´・ω・`) Shit just sucks sometimes.
Quality family time
By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 13:47 - United States - Kenosha
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Pissed
By whoops - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah
Which side are you on?
By FMyCountry - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Assumptions
By FreeTacos_ - 28/10/2015 05:23 - United States - Pueblo
By NotThePotty - 19/10/2015 10:15 - United States - San Francisco
All true, obviously
By Anonymous - 29/05/2019 02:00
Free Britney!
By SirTalkaton - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Vacaville
SirTalkaton tells us more.
Ok OP here, here's the deal. I have no problem singing Britney. I like music that's that. But my brother thought it would be hilarious to overwrite my presentation with that. As far as why I was recording, well I lost a bet and keep my word. However, it was not Oops I did It Again it was Man Eater. Class got a good kick out of it for sure.
Fashion influencer
By children ain't pawns - 21/11/2016 15:23 - Australia - Perth
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By connorcaffery - 18/09/2015 21:24 - Canada - Campbell River
connorcaffery tells us more.
A little background info. I've been with my girlfriend for four years- She is not the type to make me work while she does shit all. We did have a long talk about this. She is just very stressed out as she is not here for 3 days out of the week because she makes a 2 hour commute to and from university every week and when she is here she works. She is just stressed and tired and feeling guilty about not spending enough time with our dog pepsi. She is not lazy, and certainly not a bitch just struggling keeping up with all aspects of her life right now. Thanks to all the nice and supportive comments we both appreciate them. :)
Code red
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By KillerChipmunk - 10/10/2016 23:54 - United States - Sacramento
KillerChipmunk tells us more.
Hey, OP here! First published post! I hadn't actually told them that I think it's the washer yet, next time I complain, I'm going to let them know. If they still don't fix it properly, I'm going to tell them I'll to do it myself. I've done some simple plumbing fixes like that before, so I don't think it'll be too hard or long a process. The main problem with fixing it myself is I'm in college and it's essentially an off campus dorm room (owned by the school, which kind of helps explain the quick fix mentality), and I don't have any tools here.
Quack quack quack
By mikki_arlert - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Australia - Melbourne
Is gift
By catlady - 25/08/2015 03:16 - United States - Clifton Park
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Haha oh gosh this was my FML. To clarify yes I am experienced I have worked there for 8 months so far which was a few more months experience than the server in the FML, and I'm practically a veteran there as most of our staff leave in a few months I was in a bit of a rush because we were busy and while it isn't my job to bus tables for the servers I do it to help them out so I was a little peeved that this server would say something like that to a customer when I had been cleaning most of his tables for him. It was pretty funny and I went over to the customer and we had a good laugh about it.