By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39

Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
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chirstinap325 23

Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...

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chirstinap325 23

Maybe you should put your underwear somewhere else...

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slingerslasher 24

OP is like "so you mean i should stop storing them in his food bowl?"

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caitywebbkid 5

My brothers dog used to eat the crotch out all my undies. He'd grab them off the line or get them out the laundry basket. Drove me nuts.

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ashyash90 8

maybe put them away in a drawer or something??

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Tripartita 44

And thus the inspiration for the next season of Orange is the New Black is found; Piper will expand her panty business to the dog food market.

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Doctor_W_H_O 18

Dogs get addicted to certain tastes, a vet would agree. Keep them in a hamper or away where your dog can't get them

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beyslay 14

You would think that after the first few pairs you would put them away.

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zeeba_neighba 10

He just loves your scent! Did he chew them off your sweaty bod? If you're not into that, YDI x 26.

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lennon_ 16

Do you not know how bad that is for your dog? Put your underwear away!

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cailey1234567890 24

I had a tiny little wiener dog that used to do that. I always always always put them away, but he somehow kept getting them. I finally caught him in the act threading the underwear through the holes in my hamper.

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imagineapc 11

I also have a wiener dog who likes to eat the crotch out of undies! I had to get a fabric-lined hamper so he can't get them. Every now and then he'll still get a pair, though.

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julianbz 5

Maybe poop a little next time, that'll show him a brand new taste.

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