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By CanadianEH - 08/11/2016 23:39
Today, my dog ate my underwear. This is the twenty-seventh pair that he has eaten. FML
I had a tiny little wiener dog that used to do that. I always always always put them away, but he somehow kept getting them. I finally caught him in the act threading the underwear through the holes in my hamper.
I also have a wiener dog who likes to eat the crotch out of undies! I had to get a fabric-lined hamper so he can't get them. Every now and then he'll still get a pair, though.