By No Nip - 25/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was making breakfast with my parrot on my shoulder. He was excited about the food, and in his rush to climb down to the counter, bit through my nipple. I had to get stitches. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 910
You deserved it 458

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Aaaarrrrrrrgh!

Big, padded bras are your friend !

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Aaaarrrrrrrgh!

Big, padded bras are your friend !