By Done me over but good - 16/6/2021 16:01 Trainwreck Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML I agree, your life sucks 281 You deserved it 1347 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Bryan - 15/6/2021 16:00 No future Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 830 You deserved it 79 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/6/2021 07:59 It's not a phase! Today, despite 18 years of marriage and two kids together, my father-in-law still insists my wife will one day grow up, realise I was the result of some rebellious phase she’s going through, divorce me and marry a decent boy from her hometown. FML I agree, your life sucks 1014 You deserved it 47 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/6/2021 10:59 Romance is dead Today, my husband seems to think sex once a month is adequate, and that it’s acceptable to nap on the sofa once he gets home from work, wake up for dinner, then go straight to bed. I also can’t speak to him while he’s eating, because he’s watching tv. I thought I had a husband, not a roommate. FML I agree, your life sucks 1129 You deserved it 147 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/6/2021 18:01 - United States - Angier That's nice Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML I agree, your life sucks 718 You deserved it 137 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Clarie Sierra - 3/6/2021 20:01 Trading places Today, after 6 years of dating, 2 years of marriage, a daughter and another one on the way, my husband decided that he’s "not the one for me" and told me he was leaving for his co-worker who he’s only known for a few months. Apparently they’re more "meant to be." FML I agree, your life sucks 1125 You deserved it 85 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Whoishe? - 2/6/2021 06:00 Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes Today, I realized my husband is a completely different person than when we married. It’s only been three and a half years since we eloped. FML I agree, your life sucks 723 You deserved it 142 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SweethomeAlabama - 1/6/2021 01:00 - Turkey - Konya Leave us alone Today, a customer asked me if I was my husband's sister. A little flabbergasted, I replied, "No, I'm his wife." He went on to say, "Ah! But surely, you're related? Cousins?" FML I agree, your life sucks 897 You deserved it 78 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Baby bird - 23/5/2021 11:01 Different goals Today, I asked my husband if it was a good time to think about having kids. His response was, "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEVER." I’ve always wanted to be a mom and he knows that. I feel like I’ve wasted my life. FML I agree, your life sucks 1396 You deserved it 522 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Philip Seth Camps - 22/5/2021 11:01 Love costs a fortune Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML I agree, your life sucks 1042 You deserved it 118 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 22/5/2021 04:02 Telenovela FML Today, my sister announced she’s pregnant with my husband’s baby. The worst part? It was a plot for revenge against me. She lied about being on birth control to baby trap him. The crime? Me beating her at our high school beauty pageant. Ten years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 1957 You deserved it 102 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/5/2021 15:01 - United States - Shingletown My Drug Buddy Today, my husband left me for a girl who seems to have a mental age of 12, because she'll smoke meth with him, and I won't. FML I agree, your life sucks 1067 You deserved it 89 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 19/5/2021 06:01 Sounds reasonable Today, my mum gave me a two-month ultimatum to get married or risk being disowned. I’m only 24. FML I agree, your life sucks 1021 You deserved it 59 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CaptBlood - 4/5/2021 14:01 Shady dealings Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML I agree, your life sucks 947 You deserved it 89 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yup0308 - 30/4/2021 23:01 - United States - Byron Center Can't win Today, and for almost 6 years, my wife and I have had issues fighting when we’re drunk. I’ve always gotten/accepted the blame. I quit drinking to try and better our marriage. Now she wants a divorce. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 98 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dumped - 24/4/2021 20:08 It's not a phase! Today, my 36 year-old husband decided that I’m not his soulmate and he made a mistake marrying me. Why? Because he believes that the 19 year-old girl he met on his video game online thing is instead, and they’re "meant to be." We’ve been married for 5 years and had our second child a month ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 1230 You deserved it 77 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/4/2021 11:01 - Canada - Stoney Creek Playing the long game Today, after 9 years of loveless marriage, my wife confided in me that she was always an introvert and depressed person, but pretended to be outgoing and fun loving with me up until our marriage, so she could marry me just to lift herself up from low class to high class society. FML I agree, your life sucks 1175 You deserved it 105 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rodolfo_el - 17/4/2021 10:59 No Ragrets Today, my wife made me sleep on the couch because I ate the last Magnum Ice Cream bar. Last week, she bitched me out for singing too loud in the shower. I strongly regret leaving my ex-girlfriend of 5 years for this woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 451 You deserved it 1680 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By singlepringle - 7/4/2021 01:57 - United States Love is hell Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML I agree, your life sucks 829 You deserved it 308 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gail - 5/4/2021 00:30 Missed opportunities Today, I told my wife I walked away from a £5000 bet I had a good chance at winning, because I refused to embarrass myself in public. She responded with a Star Trek reference, "Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack, rule of acquisition 109." My god, I married a heartless nerd. FML I agree, your life sucks 332 You deserved it 1084 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BoooMa - 31/3/2021 20:00 Not good enough Today, my ex-fiancé got married. He left me at the altar last year because the thought of marriage and “taking such a big step” scared him. He’s only been with his new girlfriend for 6 months. Apparently I’m not good enough to marry. FML I agree, your life sucks 941 You deserved it 92 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/3/2021 20:01 When pranking goes too far Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML I agree, your life sucks 941 You deserved it 144 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dp. - 27/3/2021 13:59 Woohoo, party time! Today, after 22 years, I finally got promoted to senior tech. My wife bitched about the reheated lasagna and I drank a fifth of whiskey. A celebration dinner to remember FML I agree, your life sucks 787 You deserved it 129 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/3/2021 21:30 Loud and clear Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML I agree, your life sucks 1001 You deserved it 49 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/3/2021 20:00 - United States Not going well, is it? Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML I agree, your life sucks 1154 You deserved it 184 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/3/2021 13:59 So many questions Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML I agree, your life sucks 1632 You deserved it 78 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/3/2021 05:59 - United States Legend Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML I agree, your life sucks 1016 You deserved it 124 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jenni - 21/3/2021 23:01 Noooo, not him Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 1073 You deserved it 54 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Vombride - 16/3/2021 08:00 Not now! Today, at noon, I'm marrying the love of my life. It's 4 a.m. and I can't stop vomiting and shitting. FML I agree, your life sucks 1085 You deserved it 64 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gold diggerzzzzzzz - 15/3/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom Is this guy Hugh Hefner? Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1115 You deserved it 86 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized that, despite working hard and studying a lot to get a PhD and a decent job, I still make less money than a vapid youtube celebrity.... I agree, your life sucks 46 You deserved it 6 2 Comments
Today, after supporting QLD in the State of Origin for the last 20 years of my life, I found out that I was actually born in NSW. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 29 1 Comments
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality".... I agree, your life sucks 547 You deserved it 146 5 Comments
Today, the family member who molested me for several years as a kid, works as a social worker in the same building where I’m treated for the unresolved... I agree, your life sucks 910 You deserved it 38 4 Comments