Today, I spent 3 hours looking for a roll of tape. I didn't find the tape. I still need the tape. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter couldn't find a hair tie and thought a piece of duct tape would be a perfectly fine substitute. FML
Today, I had to drive over an hour away to buy toilet paper. FML
Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML
Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML
Today, I went to the restroom at school and when I finished my business, I noticed there was no toilet paper. I then began to wait, hoping that a janitor would come by with extra toilet paper. It wasn't until an hour later that I then realized there was four extra rolls hidden behind the toilet. FML
Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML
Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket for three things and repeated them to myself the whole way there. I came home with everything except those three things. I did remember to buy a cake I hadn't planned on getting. FML
Today, the only reason I have toilet paper is because someone decided to teepee my driveway and left an entire roll behind. FML
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maverick83 15
Have you tried this place called stores? I'd only search for so long before just going out and buying a roll.
Chazzster 32
And that’s why I usually have multiples of the inexpensive items on hand that I normally use… There comes the time when you stop looking and go get what you need.
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maverick83 15
Have you tried this place called stores? I'd only search for so long before just going out and buying a roll.
Chazzster 32
And that’s why I usually have multiples of the inexpensive items on hand that I normally use… There comes the time when you stop looking and go get what you need.
idragosani 17
Is going to the store not an option? Even convenience stores like 7-11 sell tape