Natural birth

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 04:01

Today, during labor, I farted every time I pushed with very deep sounds. I was so ashamed. I pushed so hard, I pooped and splashed the nurse in front of me right in the face. Everyone stopped laughing and the nurse didn’t talk until baby came. When my husband called my in-laws, it’s the first thing he told them. FML
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I’ve heard that this is pretty common. There’s nothing to be ashamed about! You just created a whole new person! :D If that isn’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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I’ve heard that this is pretty common. There’s nothing to be ashamed about! You just created a whole new person! :D If that isn’t something to celebrate, I don’t know what is.

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I've heard it too. But I guess spraying the nurse's face isn't.

I don't think a turd counts as a "whole new person". Unless it's, like, reaaaally big, maybe.

Of course, the nurse didn't talk -- she was totally shit-faced! I'll bet she gave you a shit-eating grin.

Richard suffers from OCD, Obsessive Commenting Disorder.

F your life and F your nurse's life. Your husband could have kept that to himself, too.

Hell naw, I'd be telling everyone!!

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I don't have kids but I've heard that pooping yourself during labor is really common.