FML : Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious...

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Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By couldntholdit - / Tuesday 12 July 2011 17:09 / United States

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By iAmScrubs | 19

#2877772 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

By FiestaInMyPants | 8

#2877807 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:10

He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..

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By iAmScrubs | 19

#2877772 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

rallets | 22

#2877931 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:17

you pretty much blew your chance

blanquito | 1

#2878077 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:29

^blew her chance right into his hands

TheresNoEffingwa | 7

#2878084 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:29

20- I see what you did there

kendallhi | 9

#2878271 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Bobissmall | 13

#2878359 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:00

It's situations like these that you should play dead. Or at least pretend to faint or something.

That would explain why you couldn't control the fart, and he'd forget all about it while checking you're ok.

enonymous | 8

#2878370 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:02

Men are always bring compared to dogs. That wet raunchy fart is now forever imbedded in his hand and he can find you anywhere... well played

purplepizza21 | 0

#2878407 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:08

one word: HOT

baddud300 | 6

#2878757 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:07

at least it wasn't a shard?

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2878769 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:10

Uhm, 43, why would her fart be wet? She didn't type "shart" you know.

lalala2589 | 0

#2878995 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:55

76: Yeah good thing shards weren't coming out of her ass.
Sheesh, you'd think someone would know the difference between shard and shady by your age.

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2879150 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 3:21

that blows

The_Weirdo | 10

#2879762 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:07

You never know op, there are some people with fetishes for things like that.

tzuriel11 | 9

#2879786 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:11

it must have been a pretty powerful fart for him to be able to feel it lol

tripleshame | 3

#2879953 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:37

The best part is op's name, couldntholdit lolol

tzuriel11 | 9

#2880026 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:50

^^ hahahaahh omg i barely noticed!! thats soo funny!!

tzuriel11 | 9

#2880029 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:50

^^ hahahaahh omg i barely noticed!! thats soo funny!!

ryno101 | 3

#2880109 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:00

i would have given it back to her as a 'cupcake'... farts are hell funny last I checked, if he is any sort of decent normal guy he'd have found it humorous and your embarrassment cute...

SOlarPanel348 | 0

#2880154 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:07

or just very loud.

Fakeddd | 0

#2880288 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:34

100- I see what you did there.

PetiteLady | 4

#2880329 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:41

Tell the truth OP.... did you really fart, or did your queef?

DPApilot | 0

#2880429 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:58

lufthansa?

sydneyaval | 9

#2880664 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:45

76- a shard is a piece of glass dumb ass. a shart is a shit fart.

mahomie97 | 7

#2880746 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:15

don't you mean shart?!?

a_nutritionist | 10

#2880765 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:17

@145...ah youre in the military, now your comment makes sense. sorry, i figured you must be 12 until i noticed.

vipnip | 0

#2881227 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:52

yup :)

starlover77 | 0

#2881380 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:43

155- Eww>.<

aussie_gemini | 5

#2882593 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:35

#178 why dies it make sense that if 145 wasn't 12, he'd be in the military? I'm not either, yet I find farts hilarious!

aussie_gemini | 5

#2882596 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:37

does* ?

theybebitchin | 4

#2883739 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 18:24

ur a bitch. men are dogs? your such a fucking cunt. go hang yourself. i fucking hate sexism.

a_nutritionist | 10

#2888025 - Thursday 14 July 2011 5:59

@215 you clearly know nothing about australias military.

johnny631 | 4

#2926215 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 2:41

lmao. btw BRoy is my dude

By Gorillaz23 | 9

#2877784 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:08

How pleasant...

OWNZ | 0

#2877972 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

nothins sexier than farting all over their hand! yummy ;)

JoeTheMan12 | 0

#2878186 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:39

let's hope he has some sort of fart fetish?

Bofopio | 0

#2880898 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:42

far as I know pockets or on the butt cheeks not on the butt hole, so she didn't fart on the hand.

lalala2589 | 0

#2881122 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:23

I'm sure she really blew him away with her uniqueness.

atthegates | 0

#2885827 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 23:27

he should have gave you the meanest cup of fart of all time

By ayooBrandon | 12

#2877797 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:09

qweeeef

Hayman68 | 4

#2877961 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:19

his hand was in her back pocket so thats not a queef its a fart

ayooBrandon | 12

#2878136 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:33

I know but qweef was the first thing word that popped onto my head when I read this

jacob12311 | 4

#2878553 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 1:32

thing word????

kocoman500 | 2

#2880242 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:24

u have the wrong hole dipshit :P

Metal_Chick | 15

#2880569 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:25

You know, if she was wearing really tight jeans the vibration of the queef could have traveled up the crack to her asshole lmao; maybe she's just in denial because queefing is more embarrassing than farting..maybe? lmao

mahomie97 | 7

#2880763 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:16

hahahahahahahah you juss made my day(;

a_nutritionist | 10

#2880823 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:27

dumb fuck.
...it was the first "thing word" that popped "onto" my head when i read this

ayooBrandon | 12

#2880954 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 8:56

dumb fuck I meant to put just "word" and not "thing" and get a life instead of correcting people's grammar over the internet

a_nutritionist | 10

#2880977 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:01

actually i didnt "correct" anything. and im sorry, i should clarify, i was referring to your overall stupidity, from the first comment onward. i can see how you thought i was meaning just the typos, but no. its not me, its you.

AnonymousL0L | 0

#2881170 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 9:38

194, before you start pointing out things that are wrong with the way people type, maybe you should learn to capitalize and punctuate correctly.

burninnapalm | 5

#2881268 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 10:08

194 - I see what you did there

a_nutritionist | 10

#2882179 - Wednesday 13 July 2011 13:43

@198 that would make sense if my post was incoherent. nobody expects perfection, but knowing how to put together a sentence that makes logical sense is not too much to ask for.