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By  iAmScrubs  |  19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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By  iAmScrubs  |  19

He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.

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  kendallhi  |  9

smooth... bet he loved to feel your warm, wet, fart

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  Bobissmall  |  13

It's situations like these that you should play dead. Or at least pretend to faint or something. That would explain why you couldn't control the fart, and he'd forget all about it while checking you're ok.

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  purplepizza21  |  0

one word: HOT

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  baddud300  |  6

at least it wasn't a shard?

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  tzuriel11  |  9

^^ hahahaahh omg i barely noticed!! thats soo funny!!

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  ryno101  |  3

i would have given it back to her as a 'cupcake'... farts are hell funny last I checked, if he is any sort of decent normal guy he'd have found it humorous and your embarrassment cute...

By  ayooBrandon  |  12

qweeeef

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  ayooBrandon  |  12

I know but qweef was the first thing word that popped onto my head when I read this

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  Metal_Chick  |  15

You know, if she was wearing really tight jeans the vibration of the queef could have traveled up the crack to her asshole lmao; maybe she's just in denial because queefing is more embarrassing than farting..maybe? lmao

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

actually i didnt "correct" anything. and im sorry, i should clarify, i was referring to your overall stupidity, from the first comment onward. i can see how you thought i was meaning just the typos, but no. its not me, its you.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

@198 that would make sense if my post was incoherent. nobody expects perfection, but knowing how to put together a sentence that makes logical sense is not too much to ask for.

By  toliepoley  |  0

FYL. quief?

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