By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
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Juicenub 25

Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.

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SarahSehhati 40

Me either. The question is now will he put the bed back together pretending to be Bob the builder. :)

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MzZombicidal 36

Really though, this FML has left me so curious! Lol!

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gatorclay97 28

...Was this some sort of sexual thing or just idiocy???

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Juicenub 25

Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.

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badluckalex 23

pretending to be a caterpillar

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MzZombicidal 36

#16's reply gave me such a laugh. I truly expected a random, well thought out possibility and was pleasently surprised. Good job. :P

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ihaveasushicat 24

He could have been pretending to be a burrito.

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kerstileann 26

reminds me of an old commercial. *dad wraps himself in a blanket* dad: "honey what am i?" daughter : "a..burrito?" dad : "no! im a joint!"

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LiveLifeAllDay 11

Hopefully it was funny . Unless it was then ya known kinda sucks

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Indianboy9321 25

I'm assuming you meant to type "wasn't". Even giving you the benefit of the doubt, your comment doesn't work. If it was funny, why post it on FML?

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RecklessLove 18

It could be funny but still an fml. Funny because he pretended to be a caterpillar. An fml because he broke the bed.

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trellz17 19

Maybe when he turns into that beautiful butterfly, you'll forget about the broken bed.

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cakefete2 30

Funny thing is, calling a man a "butterfly", at least in Spanish, is saying he's gay. If he became one, he wouldn't really need OP anymore. He'd fly away in search of some other nectar.

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DenBriZel 31

That's...odd. The last thing I would have expected to see here.. Or, maybe just the thing I was expecting to see here.

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abraybro 27

I was expecting this to end with "while having sex," definitely not this...

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devildog562 33

Wads he trying to burro into you while doing this? That would make this okay with an applause .

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