By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 587
You deserved it 3 772

Same thing different taste

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Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.


SarahSehhati 40

Me either. The question is now will he put the bed back together pretending to be Bob the builder. :)

MzZombicidal 36

Really though, this FML has left me so curious! Lol!

...Was this some sort of sexual thing or just idiocy???

Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.

badluckalex 23

pretending to be a caterpillar

MzZombicidal 36

#16's reply gave me such a laugh. I truly expected a random, well thought out possibility and was pleasently surprised. Good job. :P

He could have been pretending to be a burrito.

reminds me of an old commercial. *dad wraps himself in a blanket* dad: "honey what am i?" daughter : "a..burrito?" dad : "no! im a joint!"

LiveLifeAllDay 11

Hopefully it was funny . Unless it was then ya known kinda sucks

Indianboy9321 25

I'm assuming you meant to type "wasn't". Even giving you the benefit of the doubt, your comment doesn't work. If it was funny, why post it on FML?

RecklessLove 18

It could be funny but still an fml. Funny because he pretended to be a caterpillar. An fml because he broke the bed.

trellz17 19

Maybe when he turns into that beautiful butterfly, you'll forget about the broken bed.

Funny thing is, calling a man a "butterfly", at least in Spanish, is saying he's gay. If he became one, he wouldn't really need OP anymore. He'd fly away in search of some other nectar.

DenBriZel 31

That's...odd. The last thing I would have expected to see here.. Or, maybe just the thing I was expecting to see here.

abraybro 27

I was expecting this to end with "while having sex," definitely not this...

Wads he trying to burro into you while doing this? That would make this okay with an applause .