By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML
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yoursucklives 36

sounds like he has some anger issues. aaaaand i can imagine that a nintendo ds can leave a nice mark on your face. hope it's only a minor injury!

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yoursucklives 36

sounds like he has some anger issues. aaaaand i can imagine that a nintendo ds can leave a nice mark on your face. hope it's only a minor injury!

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s3kShUn47 20

The things MarioKart can do to screw your happiness. Trust me, friendships have been ruined all over due to MarioKart....and Monopoly

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yoursucklives 36

yeah i've played plenty of mario kart, but i never got so angry about it, that i threw (expensive) things around, and i don't think anyone should!

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NeatNit 32

What? I play monopoly with my friends all the time! Well, used to, before we all... oh.

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devildog562 33

24: point and case I "never threw anything expensive", implying that you threw inexpensive things. Mariokart is a destructive, dangerous game.

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Nathan_h24 17

Uno can be pretty rough too

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Ltsdragons 19

Don't even get me started on Pokemon... When you just CAN'T beat a Gym leader, or a trainer, or the Elite Four. OR when you're trying to catch a wild pokemon but you keep killing it or it keeps getting away

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DogeMan 14

I think ur bro needs a break from mario and go play outside

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tantanpanda 26

you're a noob. who has trouble beating a gym leader? Just train some. now breeding, on the other hand, is frustrating.

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badluckalex 23

what?! Mario party is the greatest game ever

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nicr_freeman 7

and super smash bros

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MzZombicidal 36

Brother played DS. Brother got mad at DS. Brother threw DS. DS hit OP. OP got KO'd. The end.

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Khaleesi_26 30

Sounds like OP's brother was really playing a game of Mortal Kombat.... And OP lost.

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AriettaX 15

ugh!! I cant stand those blue shells! Right at the finish line too!

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Rainhawk94 27

I'd say keep the DS from him and put him in a time out

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PrincessesCrown 17

My bet is that the DS is no longer in prime playing condition (unless of course it was one of the older models, those were tanks.) It very well might be useless to OP. However, I would pocket that Mario Kart game, even the old version is worth 40$ (and there's nothing like Rainbow Road when you're in long car rides)

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Lily_Rain77 25

I kept everything my brother ever threw at me, for years I just had a stock pile of his crap in my room.

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s3kShUn47 20

Also a great story to tell others. Or your children, should you have gotten a cut/scar from it

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MondRubberduck 24

He crossed the finishline at the moment the DS hit your head? Thats timing. Try to achieve this when you actually WANT to.

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Khaleesi_26 30

No i think OP's brother lost so he threw the ds in anger and it hit OP. Someone else probably crossed the finish line. Because I don't think you throw ds's when you're winning :P.

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GIGA_IMPACT 15

You got knocked out to the sound of greatness

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teentee401 36

If it makes you feel any better, the wording of this FML made me laugh. Good on you, OP.

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