By Ballsy427 - 25/07/2014 12:05 - United States - Apo
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Patronizing
By wipeoffincircles - 27/05/2017 03:00 - United States - Gresham
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By hoppgrasser - 12/11/2016 15:17 - United States
Double standard
By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga
By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23
I'll take what I can get
By Queen LaQueefah - 13/09/2015 11:52 - United Kingdom - Chesterfield
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By blondie107 - 07/05/2013 00:52 - United States - Richardson
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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.
By future brain bleach addict - 02/05/2013 23:54 - Canada - Victoria
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By Szaszaspasz - 24/08/2015 22:35 - Canada - Victoria
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Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.
By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter
By sadgirlhours - 26/08/2019 19:01 - United States - Gulfport
I'm outta here
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By CliffyB03 - 01/08/2016 21:00 - United States - Coraopolis
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I'm actually surprised this one got published. But it was 90 degrees out, and my hand smelt like boob sweat for a good half hour until I was able to go a scrub my hand clean.
By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States
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Busted
By well SHIT - 27/02/2014 21:46 - United States - Little Elm
By Phobia - 29/12/2017 15:00
Didn't see ya there!
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By ZombiexIce - 10/02/2014 03:22 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey, this is the OP. I have owned rats and mice as pets, but with a wild one you really don't want them running loose around a toddler. As for getting a cat, I have been trying to get a kitten for my son, but our landlord wants a huge deposit. We are buying a humane trap and letting him go somewhere far away. We have temporarily plugged the hole he was using to get in until payday. My husband was jokingly threatening. He is just a big softie sometimes. :) We got a good laugh out of this, before I realized it was a mouse I ran screaming out of the bathroom with my pants around my knees. Glad everyone got a laugh out of this, we did!
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By MercyRoseLiddell - 27/05/2016 19:13 - United States - Wayne
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More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always wants cuddles when I wake up in the middle of the night. Yes it hurt, but I wasn't even mad. I've had worse. Both from our other cats and from him. In fact, my family and I laughed about it the next day because cats aren't usually so clumsy.
By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00
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I am a design engineer. My boss is good looking, but married. I apologised the next day, she said no hard feelings, pun intended. 'she's very funny'