By Anonymous - 14/06/2019 00:01
The Top
By don't cry over spilled milk - 23/11/2016 14:33 - United States - Elmendorf Afb
Trawling
By Adil Ilahi - 05/06/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - Keighley
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By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 15:23
I'll take what I can get
By Queen LaQueefah - 13/09/2015 11:52 - United Kingdom - Chesterfield
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Ya Dun Goofed
By AngelNi - 11/08/2017 21:45 - Czech Republic - Brno
Don't be a dingdong
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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter
The prequels were great, actually
By techiefIve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Showtime
By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 12:00 - United States - New York
By CliffyB03 - 01/08/2016 21:00 - United States - Coraopolis
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I'm actually surprised this one got published. But it was 90 degrees out, and my hand smelt like boob sweat for a good half hour until I was able to go a scrub my hand clean.
Thanks, asshat
By Anonymous - 16/03/2014 18:53 - United States - Wellsville
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What is the real feeling?
By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 05:15
Didn't see ya there!
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From the bottom of my... stomach?
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By MercyRoseLiddell - 27/05/2016 19:13 - United States - Wayne
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More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always wants cuddles when I wake up in the middle of the night. Yes it hurt, but I wasn't even mad. I've had worse. Both from our other cats and from him. In fact, my family and I laughed about it the next day because cats aren't usually so clumsy.
So good it's bad
By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States
Tunnel vision
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Big Brother
By Maui_Diddy - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
By Upfront - 06/04/2016 05:19 - United States - Denver
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Hi! It's the OP. The blister formed earlier in the day because of a new pair of running shoes I was breaking in. The blister didn't seem too bad, but it got filled up as the day progressed. As I got into the car, it burst. I never let on because my shoes were not open-toes. The date was great, we went to Pizza Hut, but I got tomato sauce on my outfit. I'm a klutz FML This was in 1990. I was too nervous to run back up to my barracks and do something about the blister. I was 19 at the time.