By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
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WinterChild 20
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I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...

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species4872 19

You certainly left an impression on her.

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species4872 19

You certainly left an impression on her.

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saifnaqvi11 21
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Indentation*

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aRandomAccount 5
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21, i wish i could like your comment more. puffed air out of my nose at that one lol

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WinterChild 20
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I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...

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igottapee 27
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this was exactly my thought. maybe the guys in my life have been doing it wrong but draping their arms over the back of me has never been too impressive

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Shit... so thats why ive been single all my life!

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LevelupKid 8

I was saying the same thing!

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Danne696 14
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If anything, it's more impressive that he actually failed.

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manofmerr 27
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It's impressive because he has to use like 30 different muscles to move his arm and position it over the chair. Clearly not everyone can do that. Don't feel bad op, just keep practicing at home, and you'll get it eventually.

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atradr 8
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I don't mean to be rude #16, but we may have something we need to tell you.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 32
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Maybe he's really proud of his muscles and wanted a way to show them off to the girl. Unfortunately she got to feel them rather than just see them.

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RedCronos 17

showing off your wallet might've been better

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trucker2 33
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The one he found on the train-

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Rcusgaming 9
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I get that reference

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gracehi 31
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Ah yes, I love it when men lounge in my direction. So sexy.

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RichardPencil 30
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Way to go, Chris Brown!

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2simz 25
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That's a bit extreme, don't ya think? It was an accident

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RichardPencil 30
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It was just a bit of hyperbole.

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Odin1624 12
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I don't see how that is at all impressive but you do you

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Yourheadache 19

smooth moves ?

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Yourheadache 19

lol tremendous fail, better luck next time, with another girl, since you ruined that one.

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sandman676 20
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Why not just tell her ????

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Smooth

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GhanArch 6
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Yeah. If your A-game is demonstrating basic motor skills you need some improvements made to your gamebook. Even worse if you fail at it. Maybe try onlinedating and try to cut-and-paste those smooth moves until you feel ready to level up? ;)

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