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21, i wish i could like your comment more. puffed air out of my nose at that one lol
I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...
this was exactly my thought. maybe the guys in my life have been doing it wrong but draping their arms over the back of me has never been too impressive
If anything, it's more impressive that he actually failed.
It's impressive because he has to use like 30 different muscles to move his arm and position it over the chair. Clearly not everyone can do that. Don't feel bad op, just keep practicing at home, and you'll get it eventually.
I don't mean to be rude #16, but we may have something we need to tell you.
Maybe he's really proud of his muscles and wanted a way to show them off to the girl. Unfortunately she got to feel them rather than just see them.
The one he found on the train-
I get that reference
Ah yes, I love it when men lounge in my direction. So sexy.
Way to go, Chris Brown!
That's a bit extreme, don't ya think? It was an accident
It was just a bit of hyperbole.
I don't see how that is at all impressive but you do you
Why not just tell her ????
Yeah. If your A-game is demonstrating basic motor skills you need some improvements made to your gamebook. Even worse if you fail at it. Maybe try onlinedating and try to cut-and-paste those smooth moves until you feel ready to level up? ;)
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I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...
You certainly left an impression on her.