By PleaseDontHateMe - 20/09/2016 16:42 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I tried to impress a girl by draping my arm over the back of her chair. I ended up elbowing her in the nose. FML
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I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...

species4872 19

You certainly left an impression on her.

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species4872 19

You certainly left an impression on her.

Indentation*

21, i wish i could like your comment more. puffed air out of my nose at that one lol

I fail to see how draping your arm over the back of her chair would impress her...

this was exactly my thought. maybe the guys in my life have been doing it wrong but draping their arms over the back of me has never been too impressive

Shit... so thats why ive been single all my life!

I was saying the same thing!

If anything, it's more impressive that he actually failed.

It's impressive because he has to use like 30 different muscles to move his arm and position it over the chair. Clearly not everyone can do that. Don't feel bad op, just keep practicing at home, and you'll get it eventually.

I don't mean to be rude #16, but we may have something we need to tell you.

Maybe he's really proud of his muscles and wanted a way to show them off to the girl. Unfortunately she got to feel them rather than just see them.

If you sincerely think that draping your arm around the chair of a girl will impress her, you're either too young to be dating, or deserve an elbow to the crotch.

showing off your wallet might've been better

The one he found on the train-

I get that reference

Ah yes, I love it when men lounge in my direction. So sexy.

Way to go, Chris Brown!

That's a bit extreme, don't ya think? It was an accident

It was just a bit of hyperbole.

I don't see how that is at all impressive but you do you

smooth moves ?

lol tremendous fail, better luck next time, with another girl, since you ruined that one.

Why not just tell her ????