By Sharee K. - 08/08/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 524
You deserved it 6 583

Same thing different taste


morganrules123 10

Old guy from family guy "It must be my birthday"

Denikk 0

So his dick was just hanging? Just like that? You Americans are really strange...

We need more people like you to populate this earth... not because I'm perverted or anything.

daysgoby902 6
gunmania0 12

11, What the heck does your's do?

If he did smile that would be your Q to run.

tylersign 11

I just hate it when that happens.

enonymous 8

If you're going to grab it you're going to finish it.

Denikk 0

I meant hanging *out* of your pants... while you're out..

gunmania0 12

30 - I don't think the bloke was walking down the street naked.

Pixxio_O 11
maz_irken 6
coffeygirl12 14
2ndSucks 15

Not for the old guy! Im sure he was perfectly fine with it.

lydia_is_gayyy 1

Never really had luck, couldn't never figure out,, how do love

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

you touch it, you eat it. same rule applies here, sweetie.

fauxyhaha 0

He must've been soooo happy *quiver*

Damn_Hippster 11
SoccerRebel594 0

Today, I was just casually strolling down the street, enjoying the fresh air when out of nowhere this younger woman leans over and gets a nice handful of my junk. It startled the shot out of me. FM...ah who am I kidding? IFLML (I ******* love my life)

BlAcKgUyLoVeR3 7

38, they call that a glory hole

^ and how do you know that? (Rhetorical question)

148: op said she tried to grab it quick so therefore it probably hurt like hell

SoccerRebel594 0

Doubtful, since he was wearing pants. I believe khakis would provide the best hand-to-junk reaction results. And who knows, he may like it a little rough, and a good hard squeez was just the quickie he needed.

They call it I premature I just call it ecstasy.

#172 You wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity :)

I'm going to assume that OP engaged in sexual relations with said man following this encounter in order to discern his exact age.

you sir/madam/everything else/(except Obama) are a win. just everything about that comment and you is a win.

morganrules123 10

90-For some reason I can never remember his name

196 is just mad that Obama isn't a ginger and has a soul.

newnew8 0

Lol at least he got a little hand-job in the process.

"It was soft at first, but now... now it's hard."

The_limitless 4

Io don't know what would be worse if OP was a guy or girl

lol #23 That's happened to you more than once?

venom1996 0

He tucks it between his legs!! Lmfao

venom1996 0

11- tucks it between his legs lmfao!

And you should think about retaking your fourth grade English class. I'm not usually a grammar nazi, but seriously, it's losing weight not wait.

daysgoby902 6

I'm sure he got hard after that

konto4 1

Just like you got wet after reading this.

daysgoby902 6
Pixxio_O 11
Petunia888 13

Whoa, wait a sec, 56! He's in his 50s, not 80s!

Pixxio_O 11
WellThatSucksMaj 0

Feelski of some saggy balls

He must've liked it if he kept her around long enough to tell her his age.

kevsnev 7

This is off topic, but this is my first FML comment.

op ,"sis your hands are so soft and squishy.. (looks) AH" old man," oh yea"

There's a difference between 'loose' and 'lose', OP. I hate it when people get it wrong.

markrs 0

? She didn't want to "lose" her because she let go of her hand.

markrs 0

? She didn't want to "lose" her because she let go of her hand.

Loose- Not fitting firmly. "Not wanting to loose her, I grabbed back." Makes no sense, but I get what you're trying to say.

OP said it right. - I don't want to lose my sister! - oh the darn thing came loose.

Cairo_ 7
gunmania0 12

Oh it was you? Yeah, that was hot.

You're luckier than the guy who got the keys for gum deal!

your insinct guided you to the good things ;)

^ so why hasn't it guided her to me yet???

xxCupcakeGirlxx 0

op: Amy -_____- get bac- FUUUUUUUU le old man: Problem?

americanhoney4 6

face it, you probably wanted to grab his junk :P.

gunmania0 12

I wasn't meant to be replying to this comment... Thank the mods for this grave mistake.

This is what happens when crack cocaine is cheap >_>

Letting a loved one go is the first step to... Having sex without anyone else knowing You just showed her that.

gTOtheT 7

Why was her hand near the old man's junk??

harrywestt 0

(sigh)ok. read the post again.

gTOtheT 7
SoccerRebel594 0

3rd grade reading level FTW? Or is this more of a uncomprehension FTW?

It's because she saw something she liked and she must touch whatever she likes.

SoccerRebel594 0

I'd rather not say anything about 10's picture for fear of comment modding...

IAmMcLovin123 0

I was just watching that episode on comedy central

No it doesn't. You got 18 dislikes. You're obviously lying.

SoccerRebel594 0

Says the cat in the shady shades >.>

SoccerRebel594 0

Damnit, you've got me there Mr. Shady Dog

chickenwalrus 14

Haha 174, i like how you said bitch, is that dog a male dog or a female dog (bitch) heheh corny puns