FML : Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me...

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FML - The follow-up

Today, I tried lying to my parents for the first time. My mother is a neuroscientist and my father is a psychologist. Somehow, they managed to make me admit that I was lying before I'd even finished. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Today was my first success! ... Sort of. Anyone else have parents like this? I finally managed to lie undetected but.. Well.. Like I said, sort of a success.

By blondie107 / Tuesday 7 May 2013 00:52 / United States - Richardson

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By Acik91 | 26

#5482000 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

Don't mess with the pros.

By loulumpkin | 8

#5482005 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:22

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

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By purebliss_fml | 19

#5481999 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:19

Better luck next time! Or maybe you should just be honest with them?

waterpolohezy | 6

#5482716 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 09:33

Pshhh but that's no fun! For real tho this is one of the first FML's to genuinely make me laugh out loud hahaha

klaralynn | 17

#5482732 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 09:55

be honest with them? come on! how many people actually tell their parents the truth about every single thing that is happening in their life..?

Pyro_Wolf | 17

#5483021 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 01:06

I do 75. I just don't tell them a lot of things, that's not lying. It's just not sharing information.

tjv3 | 9

#5483118 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 03:08

They done Jedi mind tricked your ass

life_sucks225 | 13

#5528365 - Monday 10 June 2013 11:02

just dont even try next time

By Acik91 | 26

#5482000 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

Don't mess with the pros.

mn_shr | 22

#5482029 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:59

There's no messing with that combination

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5482266 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 03:40

I believe the technical term is...being well and truly screwed. But, honesty is always the best policy.

By BatteryAddict | 11

#5482001 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

Don't lie. Lying is never the best answer. Especially when you have parents with said occupations.

oj101 | 33

#5482085 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:13

Sure, lying isn't the exactly the most moral thing to do, but it can buy time and appease people in the process whilst you figure out how to deal with the situation effectively.

malheartsnutmeg | 20

#5482240 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 03:04

Everyone lies sometimes, you're about to do it right now when you tell me you don't.

rs89 | 20

#5482439 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 05:41

She didn't stand a chance I guess with said occupations...

By poopsi | 19

#5482002 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

YDI For lying. Plus didn't you know their professions before hand? Just a bad idea all around.

Fsvb | 32

#5482514 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:49

I bet you never ever lie.

poopsi | 19

#5482648 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:54

No, I do. And it's wrong when I do too. :P

By naxeeb | 32

#5482003 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:21

You're living Leonard Hofstadter's life, aren't you? :P

alstbv12 | 13

#5482009 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:29

I get to be Sheldon!

noreallywhat | 17

#5482010 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:32

No I am Sheldon you can Howard

annie_nk | 22

#5482014 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:42

As long as I can be Bernadette!

Mauskau | 34

#5482095 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 12:24

Bitches, I'll be Amy. I love me a tiara ;)

noreallywhat | 17

#5482291 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 04:00

Is it sad that knowing this random thread about big bang theory was the highlight of my day?

Feklfekl2222 | 32

#5482313 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 04:16

Yes it is but I felt exactly the same way

sumbum95 | 15

#5482472 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 06:13

Bazinga. :) I had to do that haha.

By XxXkyttiXxX | 11

#5482004 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:22

You were born with the odds against you on that one.

By loulumpkin | 8

#5482005 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:22

Now become a sociologist and mind blow them. Then blame society.

By finnrambo | 13

#5482006 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:23

you're obviously not a very smooth liar OP, either that or your parents are really good at what they do

license2chill | 5

#5483205 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 04:46

Keyword, "first time", I think most people would have caught OP lying too if they were there.

finnrambo | 13

#5483923 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 07:50

also key: "to my parents" stating she was lying to her parents for the first time so one would assume she had lied to others before

By Thisfreakingguy | 10

#5482011 - Tuesday 7 May 2013 10:37

Don't lie to them. Just avoid being completely honest!

Dairyking | 8

#5483179 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 04:15

Ignore this comment. I misread and this is my edit. Instead, here's a message: make today a day worth having! And happy unbirthday! (Unless it's your birthday; then happy birthday.)