FML : Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking...

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Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 May 2013 06:59 / United States

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5483500 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 11:58

Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones.
Good thinking!

By grahmagog | 14

#5483501 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 11:58

I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome

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By oj101 | 33

#5483496 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 11:56

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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munkyjunkie | 7

#5483554 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:33

They've reached 70, i think they can light up and be happy together.

By Pleonasm | 31

#5483500 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 11:58

Easier to light up on one big candle than 70 small ones.
Good thinking!

By grahmagog | 14

#5483501 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 11:58

I've said this before and i'll say it again, old people are awesome

By carry_on | 19

#5483505 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:01

This must have been so funny, I can only imagine what my grandparents would be like stoned!

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zandalee | 19

#5483539 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:17

Mine would be funny as fuck!

By Fluffydemise | 18

#5483509 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:02

Did you join them?

Sounds like they know how to paar-tay!

By catanita | 13

#5483513 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:04

Did you bother to ask them if it was for medicinal purpose?

:):):)

By ozpunker | 20

#5483514 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:04

Oh you crazy grandparents.

By Wizardo | 33

#5483515 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:05

The older you get the less you care, let them smoke that blunt and enjoy themselves, they sound pretty bossy to me...

By PhotoSmith | 25

#5483516 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:05

This, and heart attacks are the reasons never to surprise old people.

By ArcherMan2015 | 6

#5483522 - Wednesday 8 May 2013 12:07

How is this an FML??

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