Miscellaneous: Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go...

By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

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By ChiefKoala - 27/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Rockwood

Today, my stomach growled so loudly in class that my professor told us to make sure our phones were silenced. FML

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By HiddlePuff - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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By :/ - 01/10/2013 10:18

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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By anon - 15/08/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, my phone rang during a meeting. I quickly silenced it, and put it in my pocket. A few minutes later, my boss’s phone rang. It was me, butt-dialing him while we were sitting in the same room. He answered and asked if I had something urgent to discuss. I did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 22:00

Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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By NotInMiddleSchool - 20/11/2009 17:24 - United States

Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML

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By Daniella - 12/11/2020 11:03 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML

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napoleandynamite 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:16

hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho

andelizastrin 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:17

Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)

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napoleandynamite 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:16

hahha happend to my teacher too. u shouldnt have yelled tho

didou221 0

Monday 12 October 2009 3:32

That was posted from the students view on IMMD. Epic LOL

squirrelbait 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:29

Today, during a lecture, someone's phone rang. The professor told everyone to turn their phones off. When the phone rang again, he PMSed all over my face, calling us "technology ******". The phone was his. FML

Malecent 13

Saturday 20 June 2015 5:00

This is a her

ragas 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:16

first!

andelizastrin 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:17

Way to go, champ. Don't you know? When you assume, it makes you look like an ass :)

ZleveL 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:41

if he lost his shit, I think that means he lost his face

mrosew442 10

Sunday 18 September 2011 14:17

no, when you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME

lol_seriously 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:17

Well that's kind of dumb. Don't you know your own message tone or something?

elpablo123 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:17

thats hillarious, and its assuming makes an ass of u and me

hdbrill1 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:21

you ass

p1loter 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:22

haha that's funny. but seriously, if you're near your bag, wouldn't you hear it and realize it was yours? and I agree with #4, why don't you know your own ringtone?