Intimacy, Sex and Cheating: Oh, hello

Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 156

You deserved it 118

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Same thing different taste

By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France

Today, my dad came home from work early only to walk in on me and the boy I'm not supposed to be seeing having sex. Did I mention doggie style? FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 412

You deserved it 32 927

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 263

You deserved it 442

By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 156

You deserved it 3 629

By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 970

You deserved it 4 801

By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 575

You deserved it 2 268

By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 344

You deserved it 3 442

By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 145

You deserved it 9 523

By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 880

You deserved it 5 302

Mistaken identity

By fmlfmlfml - 20/07/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying, "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!" He got mad and left my house. It was my dad in Ohio. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 110

You deserved it 4 917

By ohfantastic - 25/01/2009 02:47 - United States

Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 708

You deserved it 2 387

tounces7 27

Sunday 17 January 2021 19:35

Must have been a pretty big closet for both of them to have been fitting in there.

spinspinsugar 12

Sunday 17 January 2021 20:30

it was probably a "walk-in"

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 17 January 2021 5:48

This is why we call home before we come home early. Are you really happy to find this out? Ignorance is underrated.

Allsmash123 10

Sunday 17 January 2021 20:21

Richard Pencil are you really justifying cheating?

dasin 18

Friday 29 January 2021 20:19

nope just old sayings used with sarcasm, or have ya not seen a pencil dick post before?

Kaneki Chiaki 15

Sunday 17 January 2021 15:08

I am not sure what I actually read.

Kent Griffin 3

Sunday 17 January 2021 16:57

holy shit

tounces7 27

Sunday 17 January 2021 19:35

Must have been a pretty big closet for both of them to have been fitting in there.

spinspinsugar 12

Sunday 17 January 2021 20:30

it was probably a "walk-in"

spinspinsugar 12

Sunday 17 January 2021 20:29

Jerry! Jerry!

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 17 January 2021 23:36

You know what they say: Keep it in the family!😅

phybreawptic 13

Tuesday 19 January 2021 12:52

Makes you think about the friends your dad had when you were growing up I bet.

Paul Hendry 10

Wednesday 20 January 2021 10:58

sounds like ending of a **** video.. i wonder how they realised that the other one was gay? on another note it could also be a bonding exercise ;)

aribanks 12

Tuesday 19 October 2021 4:46

I truly wasn't expecting that twist...

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML

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Today, my father, who's never played much part in my life, told me how proud he is of me. I choked back tears, and we hugged for the first time in years. Later, I choked back my rage when I saw he'd opened my mail and obviously planned on leeching my new-found SSI money off me. FML

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Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 322

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Today, and recently, I've had a crush on a woman, we've and texting for a while. She always replies instantly and very positively, but she never asks about me or initiates anything. I have no idea whether I have a chance, but probably not. There are very limited signs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 531

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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Today, it's the fourth day since my partner and I opened our store. Opening day was great, but since then we have had a grand total of two customers. We spent our entire life savings on this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 282

You deserved it 234

Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 084

You deserved it 131

Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML

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Oh, hello

Same thing different taste

Mistaken identity

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