Miscellaneous: Basted High School

Basted High School

By RoastedbyNature - 21/05/2017 22:00

Today, my high school decided to practice graduation outside for 4 hours instead of inside, as well as serve lunch outside. Now everybody, including myself, is going to be sunburnt in their graduation pictures, because we were told practice was inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 22:53 - Canada

Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML

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You deserved it 35 420

By congrats grad - 08/06/2013 05:12 - United States - Panorama City

Today, it was my high school graduation. Everything was going fine until everyone saw my family fighting over where we would go afterwards. Security had to pull them apart. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2023 17:00

Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML

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You deserved it 260

By Mexican - 19/06/2016 03:06 - United States - Chicago

Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They finally gave in. After they handed me my diploma, they decided to leave because it was "too boring." I'm currently sitting on the curb of the street waiting for my Uber, while people take pictures of me. FML

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You deserved it 1 497

By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 21:14 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML

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You deserved it 4 303

By asdf - 20/06/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, was my high school's senior awards ceremony. Over 400 people were crammed in the hot auditorium. I won five awards and each time I was called up the laughter grew louder. Apparently even the back row could see my pit stains. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 16:07 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. Because our school colors were red, black and white, and our principal looked somewhat like Hitler, the senior class prank was to salute him when he finished his speech. I was the only one. FML

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You deserved it 36 367

By anonymous - 24/09/2011 15:22 - United States

Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML

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You deserved it 4 717

By qld - 20/12/2016 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I got sunburnt to a crisp on the first day of my holidays away. Only 5 more days to go now, spent inside, trying not to burn more. FML

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You deserved it 3 576

By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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Kurliez408 32

Sunday 21 May 2017 23:01

You should have refused due to health and safety in schools or ask permission to go buy sunscreen.

leagacysgirl 19

Sunday 21 May 2017 22:32

Why 4 hours??? You get in line, you sit down, you stand up and get diploma, sit back down, cheer, then celebrate.

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leagacysgirl 19

Sunday 21 May 2017 22:32

Why 4 hours??? You get in line, you sit down, you stand up and get diploma, sit back down, cheer, then celebrate.

mariri9206 32

Sunday 21 May 2017 22:38

Clearly, you've never been to a graduation or even a graduation practice. Both take hours because you have to go through all the students- thousands of them.

Mike3258 18

Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:45

luckily my graduating class was only 50 students

chessu 21

Sunday 21 May 2017 23:21

We didn't have to do a rehearsal as it is quite straightforward, but my ceremony was definitely around 3 hours! Walking in, speeches, 120 students have to walk to stage, some have extra diplomas that are read out, another speech, a song etc. The rehearsal is likely to take longer because they're still sorting out the what-s and the when-s and the how-s