By River - 18/07/2015 04:08 - Oranjestad
The Top
By yep, she does have a tumblr - 18/07/2015 02:26 - United States - San Francisco
Can it, Susan
By unsuccessful popping - 18/06/2015 20:09 - United States - Tappan
No joking allowed
By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham
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By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 14:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park
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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria
Pervy
By okaydisarray - 04/07/2015 02:31 - United States - Dayton
Fleeing the scene
By Winxy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 26/07/2015 14:27 - France - Paris
By childofcrazy - 25/06/2015 20:03 - United States - Milwaukee
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Many thanks to those who understand hoarding behavior and who defended me. In case you were wondering: 1. I have tried to help my mother for over 20 years and she refuses help, professional or otherwise. 2. I exaggerated how long it has been. I have seen my mother many times, usually she visits me. She has not allowed into my childhood home since I left for college 12 years ago. It has just gotten worse now. She really is living in the backyard, this is not an exaggeration. 3. I am currently working on what to do for her; I am trying to get her some help in this crisis, even if that includes forceful removal. 4. Humor helps me deal with tragic circumstances. This is why I chose to share this ridiculously sad story. 5. Hoarding is never the child's fault. I have been living this down and getting over guilt my whole life. 6. I can only imagine being on TV would be akin to suicide for her, as hoarding is a secretive problem. 6. Kids, if you live in a cluttered landfill of a house, your parents' hoarding is its own mental disorder. It is an addiction. Childrenofhoarders.com is a great first resource. There is help. 7. Yes, I think my mom is probably doing spells in the backyard. I gotta get this shit figured out before winter. She is in Iowa.
By melons - 11/08/2015 01:28 - United Kingdom - London
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I'm such a bad sleeper, earplugs and double glazing make little difference. As for finding a new home, I bought this place last year and spent many months renovating it, so the idea of selling up right now after all that is not top of my list. A lot of my neighbours have lived here since the houses were built in the early 1960s, so surely it can't be all that bad?! Although, I hadn't even considered the thought of the forest lurkers breaking in, so thanks for that...
Fast turnover
By EnglandRocks - 12/03/2015 18:03 - Switzerland - Bern
It wasn't me!
By Anonymous - 15/03/2015 18:40 - United States - Charleston
Who's at fault?
By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park
By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford
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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 01:50 - United States - Guthrie
Backfire
By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi
Not lovin' it
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By biblepain - 28/03/2015 02:12 - United States - Tucson
By mallycat14 - 25/06/2015 16:26 - United States - Middleton
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Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....
By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States
Turn me on
By wot02 - 27/07/2015 02:02 - United States
By vkryss13 - 22/06/2015 19:10 - Guam - Tamuning
Keywords
OP here! #51, you are both correct and incorrect. It IS actually his place, but he bought it off his parents. TL;DR: when they decided it was time to downsize, he bought their house off them, but they haven't moved out yet. The mentality of it still being their house, their rules (which I agree is sensible) hasn't quite left their heads yet.