Get it right. She's 3 and a half, how inconsiderate of you.

I hate judgemental people

Saying that you hate judgmental people is a form of judging people... You pretty much just said that you hated yourself.

Don't hate yourself #33, you are a good person.

shes not judging, she just stated she doesn't like people who judge, its a difference

No it's hypocrisy.

i feel like when people threaten something like this its note even a joke

It's a sign to keep walking across and never look back.

Not clingy enough it would seem.

It's one convincing sign to leave her on the corner of Breakup and Dumped.

Just run awaaayy

no no no. We need about 15 more "dump her ass" comments to hit the standard quota.

Almost immediately disliked your comment #6, you scared me.

No no no you have it all wrong, op simply needs to cut off both of his hands

#6, you forgot "she doesn't deserve an inconsiderate guy like you! She'll go and find herself a REAL man" and "run, run far away"

You forgot "run dude!" And stage 5 clinger

Just be sure to hold her hand through it.

*Norbit x3

Shit sorry! I had just switched phones and it didn't recognize the word "Norbit" so i guess it changed it. Sorry about that! haha

no, every wise boyfriend will break it off with a girlfriend who would threaten to dump someone over something so silly. i know your joking

(fml crashed on my phone before i could finish my comment) i know youre joking, but i hate how people think its okay for a man to put up with a controlling girl just because "shes a woman, shes right". its not right.

I mean, it's not like we know she's "controlling". There may be more to the story than shared.

come on, honestly what more could be added to a story to make it his fault. yes, he could have accidently pushed her or dashed and ditched her, but every fml has to leave parts out, so if you come on fml expecting every entry to be fakely exagerated then why would you be on here. every fml author could be lying, so im going to believe them until i have a good reason to suspect otherwise. if the situation is as op describes it, then the gf seems controling and manipulative, because using "do this or i will dump you" is extremly controlling. threatening to break up over something small to get your way is awful

No #6 is right. It depends on the context of why he didn't hold her hand. Are they out on a date together? Are they high school kids walking out of school together? Are they annoyed at each other? A tiny reassuring gesture of touch at certain moments says so many things.

Calm down, people! It's just an fml

Those gestures can mean a lot. But there is no context in which it would be justified to threaten to break up with your boyfriend because he didn't hold your hand crossing a road.

To late. She is super clingy. It's not the super clingy that is bothersome. It's the fact that she is willing to use the relationship ending to get her way. The do it my way or the highway that has the red warning flags up. Anyone that controlling and willing to use a threat to get their way is trouble. That upset with that big of a threat over holding a hand? What happens if something bigger happens? Red flag, OP, red flag.

Exactly . It's the manipulation of OP "I'll break up with you if... " Fuck that!