Kids: Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing...

By ptarr12345 - 14/05/2015 04:26 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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By no good deed... etc - 16/10/2017 04:30

Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML

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By anonymous - 15/12/2015 06:00 - United States - Huffman

Today, I decided to give my dog a bath. Instead, my dog gave me a bath. FML

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By fail - 26/04/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML

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Shadowvoid 33

Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.

Liamj774 36

Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him

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Liamj774 36

Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him

wtffml1979 22

Friday 15 May 2015 1:41

Kids are honest and doing what their told.

Shadowvoid 33

Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.

pleasedie 22

Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Well at least you're clean now..... Maybe ?

kibster9 20

Friday 15 May 2015 0:43

Like Deez Nutz

shemademedoit 20

Friday 15 May 2015 3:13

looks like both of you are dirty.

thatguynamedsky 32

Friday 15 May 2015 15:42

moo im a cow ?

ezrajab 22

Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Kids got a sense of humor I like it!

Awesomeaxel 24

Friday 15 May 2015 0:13

1 bonus point goes to your cousin. That is pretty funny though

davek 36

Friday 15 May 2015 0:15

Apply cold water to burned area. Oh wait...

MegasaurusRex89 28

Friday 15 May 2015 0:16

He saw an opportunity and took it. You can't blame him for that! :D

irish_lad 16

Friday 15 May 2015 0:20

That doesn't mean your ugly or anything. I would do that to my wife and she hot asf

Kitty_Kat44 31

Friday 15 May 2015 0:21

Well at least your clean now.

Kitty_Kat44 31

Friday 15 May 2015 0:29

Whoops. Didn't see that number 3 has already said this.

Kobeh 13

Friday 15 May 2015 0:23

Well hopefully it was all in good fun, if not then you should try to show him what is and isn't appropriate to do

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