FML : Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing."...

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Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ptarr12345 - / Thursday 14 May 2015 04:26 / United States - Lancaster

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By Shadowvoid | 33

#6290758 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.

By Liamj774 | 36

#6290752 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him

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By Liamj774 | 36

#6290752 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:08

You should say never mind I'll get it. And the. Spray him

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wtffml1979 | 22

#6290899 - Friday 15 May 2015 1:41

Kids are honest and doing what their told.

By Shadowvoid | 33

#6290758 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Just accept that he has a wonderful sense of humor.

By pleasedie | 22

#6290760 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:09

Well at least you're clean now..... Maybe ?

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kibster9 | 20

#6290836 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:43

Like Deez Nutz

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shemademedoit | 20

#6290952 - Friday 15 May 2015 3:13

looks like both of you are dirty.

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thatguynamedsky | 32

#6291301 - Friday 15 May 2015 15:42

moo im a cow ?

By ezrajab | 22

#6290771 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:11

Kids got a sense of humor I like it!

By Awesomeaxel | 24

#6290778 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:13

1 bonus point goes to your cousin. That is pretty funny though

By davek | 35

#6290784 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:15

Apply cold water to burned area. Oh wait...

By MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6290789 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:16

He saw an opportunity and took it. You can't blame him for that! :D

By irish_lad | 16

#6290798 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:20

That doesn't mean your ugly or anything. I would do that to my wife and she hot asf

By Kitty_Kat44 | 31

#6290803 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:21

Well at least your clean now.

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Kitty_Kat44 | 31

#6290812 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:29

Whoops. Didn't see that number 3 has already said this.

By Kobeh | 13

#6290805 - Friday 15 May 2015 0:23

Well hopefully it was all in good fun, if not then you should try to show him what is and isn't appropriate to do

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