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Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.
Your comment is pretty irrelevant. How does being #2 have to do with being original?
74- You get confused VERY easily don't you?
Sounds like he needs to meet a knee to the tackle box.
Or High Five his face.
Plan your revenge!
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?
#5 Christ almighty, come up with something original to say. This is way too overused.
#5- Ahh, FML, where everyones solution to a problem is breaking up with someone
#7 I don't think a break up would necessarily be the right move. but she definitely should be with someone who respects her and is willing to stand up for her. People can get really hurt being pushed into streams and it's plane rude. they obviously don't have the same sense of humor if he thinks it's funny and she's making an fml
*plain
As long as he does it well, OP shouldn't have a problem
I'm not sure what's going on in that twisted head of yours, but it seems like you have their roles reversed.
I say plan your revenge. Water you going to do OP?
Not the worst pun I've heard.
@12 but not the best…
Is your boyfriends name dick?
Does the Today, Today, in the post bother anyone else or is just me?
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Sorry OP, They both sound like immature asshats. You shouldn't be with someone that won't stick up for you.
You've picked a real winner.