Fashion Police

By To shave or not to shave - 15/02/2018 19:30 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I went on a beach date, so I wore flip flops. When she showed up, she took one look at me and said, “I could never date a guy who shaves his feet” and left. This from the girl wearing socks with her sandals. FML
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RichardPencil 30

What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild! I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.

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manb91uk 22

Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool... You actually deserve each other

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manb91uk 22

Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool... You actually deserve each other

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tounces7 27

It's not really shallow to simply point out hypocrisy.

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RichardPencil 30

What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild! I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.

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bibobobonnor 8

A lot of FMLs take a while to get processed and can be posted months later

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boopingsnoot 24

Maybe she's got a thing for hobbits

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pjsr 32

How closely did you look? Maybe that wasn’t socks on her feet, but thick fur.

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loopylaura88 17

Yeah I'm thinking she has some damn hairy cave man feet herself

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tonyfan00 38

You didn't call the cops?!! That's a crime against humanity!!!

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viper6 5

Socks and sandals are a fashiom statement. For those who dont give a damn what others think. On topic though: You are both shallow af..

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Lobby_Bee 17

Socks with sandals? Gross! You need to put her down immediately.

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Sinshine 28

I doubt most people even have any noticable hairs on their feet...

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öKANEö 12

What a bitch-a-rooni-dooni!

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