Today, I went on a beach date, so I wore flip flops. When she showed up, she took one look at me and said, “I could never date a guy who shaves his feet” and left. This from the girl wearing socks with her sandals. FML
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manb91uk
| 22
Sounds like the pair of you are shallower than a kiddy pool...
You actually deserve each other
You actually deserve each other
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tounces7
| 26
It's not really shallow to simply point out hypocrisy.
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RichardPencil
| 27
What? A beach date in Canada in February? Either they are lying or climate change is going wild!
I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.
I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.
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bibobobonnor
| 8
A lot of FMLs take a while to get processed and can be posted months later
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Maybe she's got a thing for hobbits
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pjsr
| 31
How closely did you look? Maybe that wasn’t socks on her feet, but thick fur.
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loopylaura88
| 15
Yeah I'm thinking she has some damn hairy cave man feet herself
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tonyfan00
| 38
You didn't call the cops?!! That's a crime against humanity!!!
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viper6
| 5
Socks and sandals are a fashiom statement. For those who dont give a damn what others think. On topic though: You are both shallow af..
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Lobby_Bee
| 16
Socks with sandals? Gross! You need to put her down immediately.
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Sinshine
| 25
I doubt most people even have any noticable hairs on their feet...
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öKANEö
| 12
What a bitch-a-rooni-dooni!
I've never shaven my feet, and I have virtually no hair on my feet! She's probably got hairy hobbit feet, hence the socks in sandals, and wants to procreate with another hairy troll.
You actually deserve each other