FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only...

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

mallycat14 says more :

Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....

By mallycat14 - / Thursday 25 June 2015 16:26 / United States - Middleton

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By Benmantha | 31

#6332068 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

..did you keep your bra on..? o_o

By myanichole | 22

#6332072 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Maybe it's telling you not to wear a bra during sex

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By daken96 | 21

#6332067 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:31

Shame on him. The bedroom is never the time to immitate 50 Shades of Grey

asgartner | 6

#6332083 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:39

wtf

A07 | 47

#6332088 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:41

Wasn't that the Red Room?

daken96 | 21

#6332116 - Thursday 25 June 2015 20:06

Not when you're wearing clothing you like #17 ;) It's a select clothing only zone.

praesidiem | 16

#6332166 - Thursday 25 June 2015 21:03

#1 are you sure the bedroom isn't the right place? When I tried to imitate 50 shades of grey at Barnes and nobles, the police told me the bedroom was the right place???

mazbry | 9

#6332381 - Friday 26 June 2015 1:22

It's also possible she had one of those babydoll things on, or just a really nice bra! Either way who are we to pass judgement on it

Slasher2977 | 19

#6332565 - Friday 26 June 2015 6:54

50 shades wasnt real bondage, it is garbage like that that causes the demonization of BDSM

By Benmantha | 31

#6332068 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

..did you keep your bra on..? o_o

Migole | 36

#6332137 - Thursday 25 June 2015 20:29

It's possible that it was just lying on the bed and simply got into the way. Or she was wearing a dress and he only removed her panties etc.

annarcheer | 19

#6332174 - Thursday 25 June 2015 21:17

If she was wearing a dress she would have said it got on her dress also.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6332206 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:28

Or she could have grabbed the first thing at hand to staunch the bleeding. Which just happened to be the new bra.

Rosebudx | 32

#6332264 - Thursday 25 June 2015 23:37

I sometimes keep mine on, especially if it's a particularly sexy one.

lexwilder | 16

#6332474 - Friday 26 June 2015 4:42

cute bras need to be shown off!! They're too expensive to hide them.

mustangbravo | 27

#6332601 - Friday 26 June 2015 8:00

Sex bibs. It's a thing.

organolithium_fml | 9

#6332681 - Friday 26 June 2015 9:38

She's in the US. As dictated by movies and tv-series, women must either wear bras or they must do it under L-shaped bed sheets.

HopeDawn | 13

#6334813 - Sunday 28 June 2015 21:17

You've never been to America before, have you?

By YellowGray | 4

#6332069 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Why were you wearing your bra during sex?!

barfcannon | 24

#6332077 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:35

Sometimes things get heated rather quickly, or there's a time crunch, or her boyfriend sucks at taking bras off, or maybe she's not comfortable with her boobs. All sorts of reasons.

IWishIWasObama | 12

#6332078 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:35

The exact reason why I hit ydi

Migole | 36

#6332132 - Thursday 25 June 2015 20:27

Maybe she didn't wear it but it was lying next to her? Like they undressed quickly and just threw their clothes on the bed, they moved during the sex and the bra ended up under/next to her?

Krypt1c | 11

#6332141 - Thursday 25 June 2015 20:31

thank you for having some intelligence #10 and #26

Jowisee | 29

#6332208 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:31

Or her bf has a thing for lingerie?

Aimeejasmine | 15

#6332885 - Friday 26 June 2015 17:23

Who doesn't have a thing for lingerie

a1_z9 | 10

#6332946 - Friday 26 June 2015 19:02

I hope one day all the people on here remarking on her keeping her bra on get to experience being so eager to hump someone that fully undressing is low on the list of priorities!

tomvertigo | 17

#6333140 - Saturday 27 June 2015 0:28

She may haze such giant gozongas that abrupt, fast sex hurts em?

By aliezzo | 19

#6332070 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

What a bloody mess

By clumsyninja13 | 21

#6332071 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Why were you even in bed?

patts_ | 23

#6332212 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:34

Where were they suppose to be?

danimal_crackerz | 26

#6332226 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:52

In the OTHER sex room, shouldn't you know by now?

By myanichole | 22

#6332072 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Maybe it's telling you not to wear a bra during sex

llamingo | 8

#6332233 - Thursday 25 June 2015 22:58

I would up vote this but I don't wanna ruin the +69

By brycemash | 9

#6332073 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Poor bra

By Unbearable_fml | 21

#6332074 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:33

I hope he apologized.

By igg125 | 30

#6332076 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:34

A bra is meant to hold your breast up in place, which is not necessary during sex.

elusiveshame | 22

#6332099 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:47

You don't say...

Aimeejasmine | 15

#6332886 - Friday 26 June 2015 17:27

I'm pretty sure she knows the function of a bra... Not everyone feels comfortable without one, especially if their breasts are quite large, since it's painful if they're bounced a lot. Not everyone has sex the same way jfc it might've just been a quickie

By jenjen2633 | 17

#6332079 - Thursday 25 June 2015 19:35

Hey if they're having "aggressive sex" then maybe it's a kink for her to wear a bra during sex. Or she's insecure about her chest. Or maybe they're so passionate that they didn't bother taking her bra off.