FML : Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my...

Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 March 2015 01:50 / United States - Guthrie

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By bearstyle22 | 11

#6229928 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:23

You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.

By Steffi3 | 40

#6229921 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:17

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

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By teresa96706 | 29

#6229920 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:17

At least the cop cared to make sure you're safe :)

1dvs_bstd | 41

#6229957 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:55

I don't think it ended well for OP.

Mr23 | 9

#6230026 - Thursday 12 March 2015 14:19

There are 2 ways to interpret the cop's question. Like #1, I think he was asking if OP is being chased by a criminal (rather than being one.)

jqmalang | 17

#6230063 - Thursday 12 March 2015 15:28

Well... it was the opposite of that from how the cops took it hahaha

myoukei | 31

#6231251 - Friday 13 March 2015 22:15

I don't know about that. As a person of color i can't read an fml like this and assume the cop had the best intentions....

_Dirty_Dan_ | 11

#6231923 - Saturday 14 March 2015 15:49

So basically Just cuz ur black u assume all cops are racist and all they want to do is oppress black people

Johnnycake23 | 42

#6232781 - Sunday 15 March 2015 14:24

They aren't usually so nice to stop a random person minding their own business but hey whatever!

By Steffi3 | 40

#6229921 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:17

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

By annarcheer | 19

#6229922 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:19

So I'm guessing he arrested you or something op? I'm sorry maybe they will figure out you did not do anything wrong

Roskie | 16

#6230119 - Thursday 12 March 2015 17:35

Running is nowhere near sufficient evidence to accuse someone of breaking the law. OP doesn't have to prove anything.

Johnnycake23 | 42

#6232894 - Sunday 15 March 2015 17:42

This isn't North Korea you can do things outside without fear of harassment.

By emeraldisle | 30

#6229923 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:19

I hope you've learned your lesson OP. Next time walk.

nataliewby | 25

#6229927 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

bearstyle22 | 11

#6229931 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:28

she might be joking. orr possibly trolling. Not tooo sure haha

BBlah | 26

#6229945 - Thursday 12 March 2015 11:47

I took what #4 said as a joke

Retaheki | 27

#6229997 - Thursday 12 March 2015 13:12

I hope you learned your lesson, #4.

If you're making a sarcastic comment, add a smiley face or make it obvious.

(EX1: I hope you learned your lesson, OP :])

(EX2: C'mon OP, you know running is outlawed.)