Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
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bearstyle22
| 11
You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.
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Steffi3
| 40
I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!
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teresa96706
| 29
At least the cop cared to make sure you're safe :)
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1dvs_bstd
| 41
I don't think it ended well for OP.
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Mr23
| 9
There are 2 ways to interpret the cop's question. Like #1, I think he was asking if OP is being chased by a criminal (rather than being one.)
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jqmalang
| 17
Well... it was the opposite of that from how the cops took it hahaha
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myoukei
| 31
I don't know about that. As a person of color i can't read an fml like this and assume the cop had the best intentions....
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_Dirty_Dan_
| 11
So basically Just cuz ur black u assume all cops are racist and all they want to do is oppress black people
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Johnnycake23
| 42
They aren't usually so nice to stop a random person minding their own business but hey whatever!
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Steffi3
| 40
I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!
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annarcheer
| 19
So I'm guessing he arrested you or something op? I'm sorry maybe they will figure out you did not do anything wrong
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Roskie
| 16
Running is nowhere near sufficient evidence to accuse someone of breaking the law. OP doesn't have to prove anything.
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Johnnycake23
| 42
This isn't North Korea you can do things outside without fear of harassment.
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emeraldisle
| 30
I hope you've learned your lesson OP. Next time walk.
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nataliewby
| 25
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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bearstyle22
| 11
she might be joking. orr possibly trolling. Not tooo sure haha
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BBlah
| 26
I took what #4 said as a joke
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Retaheki
| 27
I hope you learned your lesson, #4.
If you're making a sarcastic comment, add a smiley face or make it obvious.
(EX1: I hope you learned your lesson, OP :])
(EX2: C'mon OP, you know running is outlawed.)
If you're making a sarcastic comment, add a smiley face or make it obvious.
(EX1: I hope you learned your lesson, OP :])
(EX2: C'mon OP, you know running is outlawed.)
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emeraldisle
| 30
I was being sarcastic.
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saffy66
| 34
I guess he's just doing his job; you must know most joggers are lunatics and like to risk heatstroke every time they run!
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abNormal62
| 23
Maybe he'd miss the fresh donut alert announcement across the please broadband and he was hoping you could help guide him
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bearstyle22
| 11
You dare live a healthy lifestyle in my town. Thats it, ticket.
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Johnnycake23
| 42
Now you better drive home or else boy!
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ma12r
| 22
Yikes OP. That kinda sucks but hopefully that doesn't happen again if you choose to go running again.
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Enslaved
| 36
Were you wearing a ski mask and dressed all in black?
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wtffml1979
| 22
Should've said "trying to beat you to the donut shop!"