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By Anonymous - United States - Guthrie
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
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By  Steffi3  |  40

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

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  Mr23  |  9

There are 2 ways to interpret the cop's question. Like #1, I think he was asking if OP is being chased by a criminal (rather than being one.)

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By  Steffi3  |  40

I hope he didn't give you too much trouble. Keep up the running OP!

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  nataliewby  |  25

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  Retaheki  |  27

I hope you learned your lesson, #4.

If you're making a sarcastic comment, add a smiley face or make it obvious.

(EX1: I hope you learned your lesson, OP :])

(EX2: C'mon OP, you know running is outlawed.)

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