FML : Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's...

Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WayToGoDaddyHo - / Wednesday 8 July 2015 06:17 / United States - Beaverton

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By MattStro | 23

#6344420 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:14

I suggest pointing that out to him and then I doubt he'll ever criticize your choices again.

By BlueScales | 15

#6344421 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:15

And he's talking trash about YOUR relationship? Wow

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By MattStro | 23

#6344420 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:14

I suggest pointing that out to him and then I doubt he'll ever criticize your choices again.

jerzjay | 17

#6344433 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:25

Well that's true because her dad would never speak to her again, if she called him out like that. Father's are ridiculously prideful

chinaski7628 | 32

#6344441 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:39

If he's anything like my dad, he'll always find something to criticize-- and fail to see his own hypocrisy. Geez, no wonder I'm in therapy....

grimpeeper | 13

#6349267 - Monday 13 July 2015 6:01

Either that or she'll get the snot slapped out of her like other people on this site.

By BlueScales | 15

#6344421 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:15

And he's talking trash about YOUR relationship? Wow

AKFusion | 12

#6344831 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 23:22

Guess he wanted her to find someone with a real job like the working girl he had...

By anonymuse_fml | 31

#6344422 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:16

Jealous that you're doing so much better than him in the dating game, maybe?

ScarredVox92 | 16

#6344456 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 16:12

my thoughts exactly.

teentee401 | 36

#6344498 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 17:11

Yeah, he's probably just talking OP down to make himself feel better.

By HUGBUG | 23

#6344423 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:16

What an idiot. Ur bf has a future your probably very lucky

JustinJK | 21

#6344776 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 21:57

Your boyfriend has a future. You're probably very lucky. *

By DaRito | 25

#6344424 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:16

Wow, you should keep dating that guy and try to explain to your dad that his lecture was kind of hypocritical.

By worldclassrager | 39

#6344425 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:18

Reverse that statement...or he means that for the time being since he'll still be in school in the future

By warped_executive | 16

#6344426 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:19

Sorry, that sucks but at least you have someone worthy. He maybe just feels down.

By Isandri | 29

#6344428 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:20

it's always so easy to lecture other people yet make the same exact mistakes. Sorry OP

By echarlotte | 19

#6344432 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:24

Wouldn't be taking any life advice from him OP

By tranced_ | 41

#6344435 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 15:27

so he cares for you more than he cares for himself. .ydi

ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6344561 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 18:31

Did you read the story?

Pat5519 | 14

#6344618 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 19:16

#12 = jackass

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