You are really stupid.

I swear I thought you were with a minion in your photo. That would have been epic. Stop minion discrimination.

Damn. What did the minions do to you?

It appears FML is full of minion-lovers. I got my eye on you all. >.>

Screw minions, I can't go on any social media for 5 minutes without seeing a quoted minion created by some grandma.

@14 Those bananas can do some permanent damage to some girls... Damn the mods took out the guy before me and now my last comment makes no sense...

This was very clearly sarcasm. Smh at all the down votes.

Guess we know why you are single..

#2 Boyfriend didn't say i love you Leave him immediately?

Self praise doesn't count.

We don't explain to people

Fuck you and your bananas.

Minions are taking over.

Swanson! It's expected of you to be a cynic. Sadly you're not evil enough to be considdered an appropriate villain to work for, or you'd know just how wonderful minions really are.

They are also annoying and EVERYWHERE.

I hope it was the purple one with funny teeth that looks like it's thinking "ugh, come on", the same face we pull when our mum is too busy talking when you want to leave.

Haha I'd use the purple one as a break up message :D

god your pathetic

What are you even trying to say?

9- nobody may ever know.

No. No it does not. That's literally the fucking point.

42..you're a very uphappy person,aren't you?

Get out.

I may hate minions, but that was good.

Banana? Bananananaa!