By anon - 17/07/2015 07:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I sent my long-distance boyfriend a heartfelt message about how much I missed him. He sent me back a picture of a Minion. FML
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I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

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Leave him immediately.

You are really stupid.

I swear I thought you were with a minion in your photo. That would have been epic. Stop minion discrimination.

TheKingKen 22

Damn. What did the minions do to you?

It appears FML is full of minion-lovers. I got my eye on you all. >.>

Screw minions, I can't go on any social media for 5 minutes without seeing a quoted minion created by some grandma.

@14 Those bananas can do some permanent damage to some girls... Damn the mods took out the guy before me and now my last comment makes no sense...

BlueHorizons 8

This was very clearly sarcasm. Smh at all the down votes.

Guess we know why you are single..

#2 Boyfriend didn't say i love you Leave him immediately?

That minion is the first of many. Embrace your villainhood.

menja 29

What's wrong with minions? Minions are smart, loyal, loving and so much more!

Self praise doesn't count.

We don't explain to people

danceinconverse 25

Fuck you and your bananas.

Minions are taking over.

menja 29

Swanson! It's expected of you to be a cynic. Sadly you're not evil enough to be considdered an appropriate villain to work for, or you'd know just how wonderful minions really are.

PePziNL 20

They are also annoying and EVERYWHERE.

What message came with the minion?? Because shit..some of those are tear jerkers.

I hope it was the purple one with funny teeth that looks like it's thinking "ugh, come on", the same face we pull when our mum is too busy talking when you want to leave.

Haha I'd use the purple one as a break up message :D

If your love means minions to him you are the most important and greatest thing in his life

Just one minion says it all Hun he's a creepy ?

What are you even trying to say?

mds9986 24

9- nobody may ever know.

"chubejo...love!!" banana language says it all

danceinconverse 25

No. No it does not. That's literally the fucking point.

42..you're a very uphappy person,aren't you?

Maybe his name is Bob and then that would make him KING BOB

I guess that means he thinks you're one in a minion.

HighasaCloud 46

Get out.

I think it means he wants to give you his banana ;)

danceinconverse 25

I may hate minions, but that was good.

Banana? Bananananaa!