Who's at fault?

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:35 - United States - Keuka Park

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Today, my boyfriend tried to claim it was my fault that he cheated on me, all because I "deprived" him of sex for two weeks last month when I went on a family vacation. If his mental gymnastics were physical, I swear he'd be able to suck his own cock. FML
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JMichael 25

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

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KK3137 31

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

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JMichael 25

It's ridiculous the rationality people come up with for cheating on people.

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dylanhasemann13 6

she should **** block him now

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jake_braves 25

Cock sucker he is ?. Not a very good boyfriend.

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FutueMeamVitam 24

Those are rationales, not rationality. Pretty much the exact opposite.

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hard_candy 25

it is even more ridiculous when people buy into these lame ass excuses. I hope that his sorry ass got dumped.

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mds9986 24

You really should break up with cheaters. Do yourself a favor OP.

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KK3137 31

Well, I guess he can just backwards roll right out of your life, then.

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LeashaJoy5595 28

Or back handspring, it's faster.

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emilytheperson 17

Well it's probably for the best, he seems like an ass.

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roxyroller20 15

Do yourself a solid and break up with him. You deserve a rational partner

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jeff_boles 12

Wow that really sucks. It's dick move on his part.

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wickedhyype 17

Deprive him of sex indefinitely...in what is commonly referred to as "breaking up with someone"

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ColonelCusswords 24

Then he would dump you

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MRSwick2525 23

Please explain your train of thought on your comment!!

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musoboy 22

@55 in other words, if he can suck his own ****, then he wouldn't need her to suck it for him, thus rendering her useless. I believe that's what #8 was getting at whilst being extremely short-sighted.

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MyGFisaturd 23

I hope he has to suck his own **** now OP, you should leave him.

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janfleury 19

You mean ex boyfriend, right?

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UH60 26

...and there it is folks.

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RenoTheRhino 30

There it is, the most god damned cliché thing I've read all day.

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sstahpp 33

One of the few FML posts where this is acceptable.

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