By Anonymous - 26/6/2020 08:08

Zoomers zooming

  Today, I was blowing my husband when we heard that distinctive shutter noise, and we realised our daughter had taken a photo of us. Apparently, she meant to take a video because she knows a website where any kind of "spying on people having sex" video will earn her $50. FML
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By  vchan  |  17

Time to give her some serious punishments. There is no respect here, she’s exchanging lifelong consequences of having a porn video online (for you) for a mere 50$ (for her).
Either she got some serious mental problems or you need to rethink her education.

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  wysegirl  |  17

Some kids know how to unlock doors. My 5 year old has been able to unlock doors since he was 2.

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  Xatraris  |  34

My girlfriend's son caught us by unlocking the door. We now just go on date nights to get a room. Yeah more expensive, but much safer for us and we don't subject the kids to seeing that.

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  pesukarchu  |  11

Sure thing, my kid can open doors and turn keys as well at 3. However when I lock a door with a key, a person on the other side can't usually open it. (Unless they lockpick it or something).

By  vchan  |  17

Time to give her some serious punishments. There is no respect here, she’s exchanging lifelong consequences of having a porn video online (for you) for a mere 50$ (for her).
Either she got some serious mental problems or you need to rethink her education.