Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
bonermonkey
| 31
cheating asshole...
By
emeraldisle
| 30
And now he's your ex-boyfriend.
COMMENTS
By
bonermonkey
| 31
cheating asshole...
Reply
Recon13x
| 9
Put your foot knee-deep up his ass.
Reply
MrSassypants
| 32
#14 That guy is just an ass she can probably stick her foot knee deep in his mouth and it would qualify as knee deep in his asshole.
Reply
Recon13x
| 9
#38 ooo that was witty I like that
By
emeraldisle
| 30
And now he's your ex-boyfriend.
Reply
jerryj
| 27
Or so we hope.
Reply
gogo44444
| 28
And now he gets mono
By
earljonez
| 22
Your "boyfriend" is an asshole. You dodged a bullet O.P. consider yourself lucky.
Reply
stingray112
| 24
I've never understood why people ALWAYS say that I mean if they had been dating for two days or something then yeah at least it wasn't a long time in but some of these fmls people have been together for years and there's always multiple people saying "consider yourself lucky" or "be thankful it's now" like bitch there's very little good in that situation at all if your gf just made out with s guy in front of you the first thing you would want to hear probably wouldn't be "consider yourself lucky" this isn't directed at you specifically #3 your comment just reminded me of it.
Reply
BiGTiMeNeRD
| 29
Ahhhhh shadaaaaaaaap!
Reply
e_is_for_eli
| 12
I think they mean consider yourself lucky that you didn't get more invested with this person or even marry them. instead, they found out that they're the cheating type and don't have to go through legal matters such as divorce.
Reply
earlytermination
| 34
She's lucky she didn't have children with him. As horrible and painful as it is, it's better to find out now than waste another minute of her life with someone like that. And I realize that's always easier said then done. Sorry OP, I feel for you.
Reply
coolbeansbruh
| 13
#72 *than
By
pixierara
| 28
That's when you severely mutilate his body so he can't have anything he wants in life
Reply
ZeusBeDubsteppin
| 24
yas
Reply
NthDakotaBeaches
| 12
Maybe just a slight overreaction
Reply
shay_serendipity
| 29
Hm... I see no overreaction with this plan at all. OP, continue full speed ahead. You deserve so much better
Reply
Jashie
| 18
He still doesn't deserve severe mutilation. COME ON PEOPLE, THIS IS 2015 NOT THE MIDDLE AGES WITH ALL ITS UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS
By
Emma1562
| 35
Well at least you don't have to deal with that dipshit anymore.
By
SoulEaterSE
| 23
I think you mean ex boyfriend
Reply
Soparot
| 29
I guess I missed the part where op said she dumped him?
Reply
lil_ham1644
| 29
apparently so did you, because it doesn't say she dumped him. however, I think it's safe to assume she did.
Reply
gogo44444
| 28
@6, @58, @66, you guys are all stupid
Reply
coolbeansbruh
| 13
#73 says the person who's profile pic is hair?
Reply
gogo44444
| 28
#75 Says the person that has some weird anime satanic shit as your profile picture, I'm allowed to put whatever I want as my profile picture
By
hugtrees13
| 16
This happens so often now it's not even a surprise, Awh well move on
Reply
TheVengefulGeek
| 28
Doesn't make it any less pleasant.
Reply
TheVengefulGeek
| 28
My brain farted and I ran out of time to edit my comment.
I meant to say it doesn't make it any less terrible. *
I meant to say it doesn't make it any less terrible. *
By
PandaSmile
| 24
Christ that sounds like a rehearsed line for a pity hook up. Ditch the loser
Reply
SunnySideUpp
| 9
Fishing for kisses
By
AbtractAngela
| 17
Now your the ex that's out of his league! :)
By
jesterinperil
| 28
Normally, I don't hop on the assumption train and say "DUMP HIM!" right away, but, I do hope you cut him out of your life rather quickly.