Put your foot knee-deep up his ass.

#14 That guy is just an ass she can probably stick her foot knee deep in his mouth and it would qualify as knee deep in his asshole.

#38 ooo that was witty I like that

Or so we hope.

And now he gets mono

I've never understood why people ALWAYS say that I mean if they had been dating for two days or something then yeah at least it wasn't a long time in but some of these fmls people have been together for years and there's always multiple people saying "consider yourself lucky" or "be thankful it's now" like bitch there's very little good in that situation at all if your gf just made out with s guy in front of you the first thing you would want to hear probably wouldn't be "consider yourself lucky" this isn't directed at you specifically #3 your comment just reminded me of it.

Ahhhhh shadaaaaaaaap!

I think they mean consider yourself lucky that you didn't get more invested with this person or even marry them. instead, they found out that they're the cheating type and don't have to go through legal matters such as divorce.

She's lucky she didn't have children with him. As horrible and painful as it is, it's better to find out now than waste another minute of her life with someone like that. And I realize that's always easier said then done. Sorry OP, I feel for you.

#72 *than

yas

Maybe just a slight overreaction

Hm... I see no overreaction with this plan at all. OP, continue full speed ahead. You deserve so much better

He still doesn't deserve severe mutilation. COME ON PEOPLE, THIS IS 2015 NOT THE MIDDLE AGES WITH ALL ITS UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS

I guess I missed the part where op said she dumped him?

apparently so did you, because it doesn't say she dumped him. however, I think it's safe to assume she did.

@6, @58, @66, you guys are all stupid

#73 says the person who's profile pic is hair?

#75 Says the person that has some weird anime satanic shit as your profile picture, I'm allowed to put whatever I want as my profile picture

Doesn't make it any less pleasant.

My brain farted and I ran out of time to edit my comment. I meant to say it doesn't make it any less terrible. *

Fishing for kisses