Transportation and Cars: Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/08/2017 05:00

Today, I drove to the airport and parked in extended stay. As the plane was going down the runway, I tried to spot my car. I found it very quickly, as the car alarm was going off and all its lights were flashing. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 August 2017 5:47

Hopefully the battery will die before an angry neighbor smashes it. Enjoy your trip!

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 9 August 2017 8:03

What neighbours? It's an airport parking lot.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 August 2017 5:47

Hopefully the battery will die before an angry neighbor smashes it. Enjoy your trip!

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 9 August 2017 8:03

What neighbours? It's an airport parking lot.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 9 August 2017 8:34

Actually, remote lots around some airports can be close to housing.

Georgian_fml 15

Wednesday 9 August 2017 18:37

thats not so bad op, at least its just a battery you can just jump start it from a friendly neighbour, at least it didnt sustain any physical or mechanical damage.

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 9 August 2017 21:07

Yet

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 9 August 2017 20:40

You better hope it's some kid with a fart cannon on his ride that set off your alarm.

thefmlman2011 36

Thursday 9 January 2020 10:38

*uses key to stop the car alarm*

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