By Anonymous - 03/06/2016 19:46 - United States

Today, the police finally recovered my stolen car. All it took was a shootout and two people dying. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 587
You deserved it 1 930

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If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.

Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.

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Holy crap man :O I'm so sorry

Methinks the whole ordeal might've been a tad more traumatic for the two who died than for OP

Yeah, it'd be traumatic for those that died, but now OP has to live with the fact that as a result of getting his car back, there was a loss of life. He would most likely experience guilt and/or feel responsible.

Or be just like me and not give a shit.

If those deaths were the carjackers, I'd consider that a bonus.

Mate what the fuck? I hate car jackers as much as the next person and they do often kill people in crashes and hit and runs but wishing the death of another individual is ridiculously psychotic

they're car jackers, they deserve to go to prison, not die.

Everybody deserves the right to live, I can't believe you actually think it is okay.

28, I'm pretty sure 2 was joking.

It's not a question of deserving, it's a question of consequences. If you steal a car then get into a shootout with police, I'm not going to lose any sleep if they get killed over their idiotic decision making. If I have to deal with a criminal, I'm not going to value them over my family's safety. If you get people to stop doing stupid things... Then I'll think differently.

Agreed! Nobody deserves to die just for stealing a car. But when they double down by shooting at police, they deserve what they get. Since they were obviously willing to hurt or kill others, the police taking them out may have saved innocent lives in the long run, and theirs were far from innocent.

Did you ask them to keep the blood on it? I do the same to spiders I kill to ward off other ones when they see the blood of their fallen brethren.

I do the same thing! (With spiders I mean).

They lose that right when putting Law Enforcement Officers and Civilians in danger.

Well... At least you got your car back?

Hopefully with no blood on the seats!!

Doubt it ...they more than likely impounded it for evidence. So there's that.

Hopefully the carjackers if there were two of them.

Might not want that car back. There's a good chance it's haunted now.

Damn, who stole your car? The mafia? Also, what was in your car??

Stealing cars is a rather petty job. Mine was stolen and never recovered, but I'm sure it got chopped into little parts and I'm seeing small pieces of it on the road. I hope the thieves got the shock of a lifetime when they opened up the truck and saw a three-foot-long plastic evil Easter bunny. That always brings a smile to my face.

Holy crap op

#agreed A classic day in America where every idiot holds a weapon and police shoots you before asking questions

I hope you didn't get that logic from GTA lol

this just shows that all you gun hating libtard faggots know knothing about American gun laws

American gun laws? Ah yeah right there was such a thing...like "castle doctrine" and that stuff. The very existence of regulations like this is an insult to a human being with an actual brain, but well, I kinda had some talks with Americans about guns and in the end, they are all the same. It's useless to talk to you people about guns. I mean what do you expect of a country where every idiot is allowed to carry a gun and being a police officer entitles you to kill others without getting punished (especially Afro Americans from all the news you can read on a daily basis). In any way, TL;DR #classic murica style

I'm not American, but I don't think you are either. Even if you are, stop talking sh*t.

They must have really wanted your car.

In the UK they use tasers so nobody dies...

Until people in the UK bring tasers to a gun fight.

This here is america only sissy boys shoot them things.

In America we use real bullets to shoot the people that are shooting the real bullets back at us. Why the hell are you gonna use a taser if they're shooting live rounds at you??