Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my widowed mother told me she's been seeing a guy for the last 5 months. No problem. But now she insists on calling him, "New Daddy." I'm 37 and she lives across the street. FML
Today, my father-in-law is still introducing me to family friends as his son's girlfriend. I have been married to his son for 5 years, we have a child together and another on the way. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML
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Top comments
PhantomCrevan 8
... at least they waited until after the wedding, so you didn't have to deal with the awkward explanation that people would have wanted? Plus you didn't have to say your vows worrying about if you would be stepping siblings in a few years.
Glowworm56 27
At least they're happy. I don't see any problems with it aside from the obvious one that really doesn't make you related by blood.
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Comments (20)
PhantomCrevan 8
... at least they waited until after the wedding, so you didn't have to deal with the awkward explanation that people would have wanted? Plus you didn't have to say your vows worrying about if you would be stepping siblings in a few years.
Glowworm56 27
At least they're happy. I don't see any problems with it aside from the obvious one that really doesn't make you related by blood.
joeyl2008 29
So?
PenguinPal3017 19
You shouldn't be married to your sister, which he might be pretty soon.
Joshwarrior 39
No you shouldn't have relations with your blood relatives.
Sinshine 28
It's not his sister. It's his step sister. There's nothing wrong if they're not related by blood.
Mynxie 26
Lord, you are slow. They aren't actually sister-brother.
Arashikage 18
They're not related by blood
exileonmainst 16
If only you’d met your father for tea! Then everything would’ve been different.
thatslifeiguess7 16
omg how are you going to explain this to the kids
Joshwarrior 39
Tell the truth (: seems simple
sharond23 10
I don't get why this is a problem. don't you want your father to be happy?
Conner Dalbeck 15
it's not that OP doesn't want their father to be happy, it's that if they get married OPs wife or husband will be their brother or sister
RichardPencil 32
You need to hope they stay together! This trims your Christmas list and slices your number of obligatory parental visits in half! You need to be for your dad if only for the sake of the sheer efficiency!
Lobby_Bee 18
You're right, this is a FML moment. Your father doesn't deserve to find someone he likes.
tonyfan00 38
And thus, a reality-TV show is born!
Seymore Collins 7
That makes you and your wife, step-sister/brother. Every porno I've seen speaks of this myth.... LOL