By Pandamomma - United States - Dunn
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
Pandamomma tells us more :
hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.
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  Queen_bee1234  |  21

Since Obama became the president.

  tygerarmy  |  35

At first I thought I read it wrong and it was a 4 year old, which would've made the projectile vomiting on command even cooler. But it's a 4 month old; and an awesome one at that.


I agree with #1 theres no reason to say that it's bad to carry your four month son around. and the projectile vomiting? OP should just be glad the he does it on people that annoy OP, and not OP.

  reneetlovesyou  |  30

Four months old should be carried.. I won't get deep in to the logistics of it, but human babies are only born after 9 months because they'd otherwise be too big to give birth to. We're technically all just a "fetus" outside the womb for about a year after we're actually born.

  REALAfroninga  |  11

I got a better one. I know it takes a village to raise a child, but can we at least pick a smart village? They really want a four month old to try walking around all the time? They aren't used to walking yet!

  Arwen_Evenstar  |  37

People think they should be in a pram, usually facing away from the parent. Can't give them too much love, they'll be sissys (or something). Not like carrying your child could be the natural way!
Basically, it's the group of people who think a baby is manipulating/controlling the parents when it cries etc, not, you know, being a baby and doing what they're meant to when they need something, including comfort.

Sometimes, Western society is seriously screwed up.

By  Bloink  |  25

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  muzy  |  23

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  angeluv_2014  |  22

this reminds me of the story about my sister who shat and pissed on her ignoramus, asshole delivery doc after he said that she would be retarded (due to the fact that she came out ass first...instead of crowning, she was mooning) P.S she's an honor student now

  atiggerx33  |  6

Was he kidding, like your kid is "ass backwards" because that would have been a clever pun in the right company. There is always a risk that could happen since they can't breath while coming out ass first that they may not get enough oxygen to the brain, and end up with mental deficiency because of it. That being said doctor's tend to over exaggerate things because if they don't tell you that, you can sue them for malpractice, so they have to cover their asses by telling parents that kind of stuff.

They also see so much terrible shit, that they tend to be overly bleak, if anything to spare the parents, if you were told there is only a 10% chance something bad happened, you would think you were most likely going to be fine (which you would be), and incredibly disappointed when it did possibly go bad. If you are told the kid has problems, you will be thrilled when the kid doesn't. The doctor would rather, in most cases, not get the family's hopes up, which in a way I can understand, it makes it less devastating that way. However, they should just give the statistics and fully explain it better, I also understand they don't really have all this time for the talky-talky at a hospital when they could be saving lives.