Awkward, Fire and Love: Like a house on fire

Like a house on fire

By PerturbedStudent - 09/12/2015 23:42 - United States - Keller

Today, I finally received my first love letter. Too bad it was from the boy who lit me on fire two months ago. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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Forever

By fmynote - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, I wrote a note for my crush of two years, expressing all my feelings for him, signed it as "Forever your lover", then I slipped it into his locker. Later that day, he walked up to me, tossed the note at me, and said, "You know I recognize your handwriting, right?" FML

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By Duped - 27/11/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

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By blaze - 17/02/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML

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You deserved it 11 640

By Stalked - 29/04/2016 08:49 - Czech Republic - Brno

Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2013 12:17 - United States - Southfield

Today, the person I've been trying so hard to get with wrote me a beautiful poem that almost everyone at my school saw and liked. It was about how we'd never be together. FML

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You deserved it 4 501

Everyone's a critic

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML

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You deserved it 783

By whatever - 24/11/2012 07:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML

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By helpme - 25/09/2015 13:46 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML

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TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

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MrsDruidess 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:00

wow, that's gotta burn!

WittyMoron 22

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

Were the edges of the letter charred?

TheSmartAss10 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

That's pretty hot ;)

boating_guy 33

Thursday 10 December 2015 19:40

That's what happens when you drop a fiyaa mixtape

TheSmartAss10 21

Friday 11 December 2015 5:50

xD, I said hot, not ice cold my friend.

RWBY_RubyRose 9

Thursday 2 March 2017 5:26

No that's what happens when you want to make someone hotter

ManUtdFan743 21

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:02

I guess he loves you with a burning passion OP.

drayloon 50

Thursday 10 December 2015 10:33

I think he misunderstood when someone told him that he should set the pussy on fire...

JMichael 25

Thursday 10 December 2015 12:58

It's burning love guys.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

Usually it's just hair pulling. But I guess everything is bigger in Texas.

UncleSplooge 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:07

So you're saying he MADE you feel hot.

saraaa2552 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:10

It's better than nothing right?

Adam_Power58 16

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:18

It looks like you have a bit of a stalker on your hand

DBudders 15

Thursday 10 December 2015 13:43

What about this makes him a stalker? Stalkers follow and spy on people. This kid's just a pyromaniac, don't give him so much credit.

colorfulequines 6

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:24

Hey, maybe the fire in his heart can't be extinguished by something as silly as that. Can you blame him for wanting to heat things up?

sanchitgoyal 27

Thursday 10 December 2015 9:27

Cmon baby light My fire?

hamburgerjung 23

Thursday 10 December 2015 17:13

This girl is on fire!

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Today, I asked my son to keep my new girlfriend secret from his mom until our divorce was final, and he ran straight to her. She told the judge I was unfaithful and wants more money from our settlement. My son doesn't give a shit about snitching on me, because she's giving him a percentage of the new settlement. FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

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You deserved it 7 355

Today, I had to explain racism to my son after some of his school friends were talking about it. Another parent then stormed up to us, pissed off because even though I was explaining how bad racism is, just talking about it is itself racist, and he was offended by me. He made my son cry. FML

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Today, being incredibly ill after my second COVID shot, I called in sick for maybe the third time in 10 years (I teach). That didn’t stop parents from calling and messaging to scream at me because they weren’t happy. I had to drag myself out of bed and do work in between throwing up. I feel even worse now. FML

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You deserved it 209

Today, my son told me he failed to get into the army, which I didn’t know he was trying to do. Apparently he thought playing Call of Duty non-stop counted as "experience" and that he’d become an officer rank straight away, despite being 10-stone overweight with the brains of a tree stump FML

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Like a house on fire

Same thing different taste

Never forget

Forever

Everyone's a critic

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