By james52 - 18/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Mckinney
The Top
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By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States
By jellyfish_ftw - 15/12/2009 22:45 - United States
jellyfish_ftw tells us more.
OP, replying. this is my big explanation, so pay attention. the whole situation came about because my boyfriend was trying to keep the breakup friendly since they had a kid together, and he wants to stay in his daughter's life. therefore, he hadn't really made a fuss about making her give back everything of his/take everything of hers. this was also because he didn't fully realize how crazy she was. the ex hated my guts already and we all knew it, and she had made threats to my boyfriend saying things like, "she'd better hope she doesn't come across me anywhere, or i'll kick her ass." the morning of the incident, he had left early for work 45 minutes away, leaving me to sleep in. his ex called him at work telling him she needed to get something from the apartment, which he usually leaves unlocked because we live in a small town. he told her it was locked and that i was there and he didn't want her going over there......which made her insanely angry, obviously. she came over with her old key and her sister (in the sister's van) and started flipping shit. i was asleep, and i don't know about the rest of you, but i'm extremely disoriented and out of it when i first wake up. so all i could really do was stare blearily at her while she yelled and tore blankets off. when she grabbed the bed, i woke up enough to get out of it. she took off with the bed, which was a double-size box-spring and mattress, and dragged it to her sister's van which was waiting outside, and they drove off. when my boyfriend came home and found out the situation, he bitched her out and told her he would do something about it if she ever came in without asking/him being there again. there you go, FML. full story.
Give it back
By psycho - 17/02/2022 04:00 - United States - Hesperia
I can fix him
By Anonymous - 05/10/2024 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town
By Anonymous - 16/10/2014 19:30 - United States - Traverse City
Ignore! Ignore!
By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor
Awkward
By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States
Get 'em!
By Gosh Darn Phone Thief - 11/12/2020 23:02
Parenting styles may differ…
By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 00:01 - United States - Santa Rosa
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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 02:51 - United States
Nice try
By gabby - 13/12/2009 17:30 - Canada
It's only rock n roll
By Festivaler - 13/07/2013 07:14 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
Never forget
By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 14:00 - United States
Who else can relate?
By waternixie - 08/10/2014 03:49 - Malaysia - Rembau
By fightingkittens - 19/11/2010 06:07 - United States
fightingkittens tells us more.
Feeling better? It's one thing to talk about the drama in one's personal life, as long as the details aren't too.......well, you get it. It's another thing to talk about a staph infection. I've done research in this field, I know how bad it is. There is no way I could have escaped hearing it unless I had left the classroom; she was out of line here.
Cranking
By Anonymous - 21/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Corvallis
Sentimental
By SLAB_GIRL15 - 01/08/2012 07:59 - Australia - Port Macquarie
By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States
Don't back down, double down
By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 06:00 - United States - Atlanta
Next time, lie
By dr.fml - 09/03/2022 06:00 - United States - Sutton
Badass
By I’m stressed - 22/12/2020 17:02 - United States - San Jose
Smokey
By aroman2312 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Neighborhood watch
By ClothMom - 08/12/2009 07:02 - United States
Go to school!
By emilee - 19/03/2022 14:00
By catgiraffegirl - 23/09/2014 18:30 - United States
By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States
Don't ass-u-me
By yoyo22 - 05/12/2009 21:04 - United States
Numb
By A.J. - 13/04/2019 14:00 - United States
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Hey, I talked to him about it and he denied it and then said sorry. We've been together for four years (high school sweethearts). we've been fighting for a long while and we both think its time for a change. I still love him very much but think its time for someone to appreciate me.