By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
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wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a fuck up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

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bethan1 4
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Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.

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sixtimessix 0
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that's a damn shame

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jiggyjiggz 0

give him some smokes so he can avoidthe backdoor police

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natirixoxo 0
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you deserve it for not being more involved in your brothers life

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iceex56 0
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that SUCKS! some family...

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pengiesully 0

oh yeah ur brothers in jail...

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mageoreh 0
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I don't know about everyone else, but I was never going to tell you.

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vicki2354 0

hahaha! that's horrible. ydi for not keeping track of your own brother!!

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Florence_ 0

:|

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BadMofeelius 0
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That is so far from the issue, Vicki

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LittleMissSusie 0

Indeed, if you aren't a good enough sister to keep in touch, YDI. I hope they all treat you as that bad sister too! But it is totally not a FML for you, you brought it on yourself. But FYB's life- 3+ months in jail- ouch!

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roaminginsomniac 0

Sounds like No one was gonna tell ya!

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guessv_fml 6
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does anyone keep in touch with family anymore?

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Zmeilerr 22
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tell your brother I said not to drop the soap.

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sloppyflow 1
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see, that's the reason Why op brother was in jail. free xx for 3 months isn't it cool

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alex1432 9
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it's ok to drop the soap, you just don't pick it up

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mintcar 9

Wow, they sure kept out of the loop. What did he do?

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aidanawesome 0

imoderated this

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0
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wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a fuck up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

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DocBastard 38
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Nicely done, sir.

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sinnedrebel 0

now that's commitment to the costume.

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atj0015 0
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obviously the answer to your question is 'never.'

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generalasskicker 12

awesome pic

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lindsaysue 4

wowzers, your dog looks a lot like mine!

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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Actually, the answer to his question is "After three months". OP, maybe they didn't tell you because your self-centered and whiny. Your brother is in jail and your main reaction is "FML because no one told Me". I wouldn't have bothered clueing you in either.

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ImaginaryFoe 0
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*you're* Ugh

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rainergeis 0

Except yours has a massive underbite.

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caraphernelia 0
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maybe they thought you already knew. info like that usually gets around quick!

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