By anonymous - 11/11/2010 14:27 - United States

Today, I found out the real reason why my brother wasn't at his fiancé's Halloween party. He's been in jail for the past 3 months. When was anyone going to tell me? FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 496
You deserved it 3 178

Same thing different taste

Top comments

wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a **** up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

Maybe noone told you because they didn't want you to embarrass them by posting it on the internet.

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jiggyjiggz 0

give him some smokes so he can avoidthe backdoor police

you deserve it for not being more involved in your brothers life

pengiesully 0

oh yeah ur brothers in jail...

I don't know about everyone else, but I was never going to tell you.

vicki2354 0

hahaha! that's horrible. ydi for not keeping track of your own brother!!

LittleMissSusie 0

Indeed, if you aren't a good enough sister to keep in touch, YDI. I hope they all treat you as that bad sister too! But it is totally not a FML for you, you brought it on yourself. But FYB's life- 3+ months in jail- ouch!

roaminginsomniac 0

Sounds like No one was gonna tell ya!

does anyone keep in touch with family anymore?

tell your brother I said not to drop the soap.

see, that's the reason Why op brother was in jail. free xx for 3 months isn't it cool

it's ok to drop the soap, you just don't pick it up

mintcar 9

Wow, they sure kept out of the loop. What did he do?

wow! now THAT is a hell of a commitment to a Halloween costume. 3 months ago your brother told me that for his fiance's party he was going as a **** up. a standing ovation to you sir. well played. he should definitely win best costume

obviously the answer to your question is 'never.'

lindsaysue 4

wowzers, your dog looks a lot like mine!

Actually, the answer to his question is "After three months". OP, maybe they didn't tell you because your self-centered and whiny. Your brother is in jail and your main reaction is "FML because no one told Me". I wouldn't have bothered clueing you in either.

rainergeis 0

Except yours has a massive underbite.

maybe they thought you already knew. info like that usually gets around quick!