Today, I was giving my boyfriend oral, and he got so into it that he grabbed my hair. Just as he was about to climax, he pulled my hair so hard that my extensions came out. I jerked back and hit my head on the wall behind me. He then came in my hair. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML
Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!
Darebearius 7
Sounds like a sticky situation.
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Comments (11)
Darebearius 7
Sounds like a sticky situation.
Sonotsuave 37
This was gross and more information than I ever wanted to know dude
moonlight77 28
Lol then you shouldn’t be on FML 🤣 Most of the stuff you read on here will be “more information then you ever wanted to know”
RichardPencil 32
Use the **** to glue your extensions back in place!
bloopaloop 27
So I guess he knows you’re a dude now. Too bad.
fde2blknimout 18
Why were you the one agains the wall?
fde2blknimout 18
Maybe next time you will remember to put your hair up.
mikbrooke 25
but hair can still be pulled even when its up, so i dont see your point.
what 1
Glass half full...Seems pretty clear you’re awesome
Robert Knighton 5
Did it get in the hair on your head or on the extensions? lol
Rosskow 8
well, a hairjob is a hairjob