Or push her into a black hole.

My friends grandparents freaked out because he had a Harry potter blanket when he slept there once. They swore it was pagan and worshipping the devil.. Even though Christianity is a derived from paganism.. Crazy people.

I wonder if this woman was my neighbor. She told my daughter she would go to Hell for dressing up on Halloween

Push her into the void!

39 - Christianity is a derived from paganism? Incorrect on topic AND grammar all at the same time, that takes skill.

Yeah... It is most definitely not derived from paganism, although it did take a lot of elements from it, supposedly to make conversion easier. (Such as paintings of saints having the sun behind their head, which later developed into the halo, Christmas trees and its date, and, of course, Easter bunnies and whatnot.)

Obviously a derived was a typo. But alrighty. And maybe you should research paganism and Christianity a little bit more. Just about every "tradition of celebration" is derived from paganism. And it's not off topic because easter traditions are pagan traditions.

This sounds a lot like last Easter when a group of Christians leaving a church told me I was going to hell... I told them I'd see them there after they made such a judgement on me

Well paganism is celebration of the earth and its beings, soooo... I don't see granny's issue? What a hag. And Easter eggs as well as bunnies just represent fertility within pagan rituals, but Christianity took it over and kept the bunnies and eggs. So you keep up that fertility hunt kids.

Christianity is not derived from paganism. However some supposedly 'Christian' festivals were pagan ones which the Catholic church decided to use for themselves because changing the meaning and keeping the festival was easier than abolishing them and making new ones. Christianity is derived from Judaism, which in turn was again not derived from paganism. Get your facts straight before you start slagging people off.

What I'm saying is that just about every Christian holiday for example Christmas and Easter derives their traditions from paganism. So yes both traditions are religious celebrators and the Christian traditions derived from the pagan traditions. Christianity is one of the newer religions compared to paganism, juidaism, Hinduism, even greek mythology. it's stolen lots of its traditions from other religions one of them being paganism. Do some research and get your facts straight bro.

* and - using all capitalized letters is not any more useful than typing it out regularly.

Is this the only thing you know how to say?

At least it describes most situations.

......What?

Mother-in-laws typically are portrayed as monsters. So I guess it makes sense.

I agree. next time MIL shouldn't be invited and talk to the wife... she needs to know how that isn't acceptable

This comment just made my day :)

Christmas dinner is banned! It's sinful! Pubs are banned! They are sinful! The theatre is banned! It's sinful! Sports are banned! They are sinful! Make up is banned! It's sinful... Especially that eyeshadow with that top...

I now feel like I missed something in that movie...

^The plot of the movie is a sadistic creature controls the child to kill the entire family. But this FML requires the child to kill only one relative: their psycho grandmother. What could you have missed?

Your icon makes me cringe every time I see it, #5. It's like a scene from my worst nightmare. I want so badly to pump just one more penny's worth of gas but if I do, I'll loose the perfect number of gallons. Why, #5, why would you put such a mean icon where people like me can see it?

Good idea, there's liitle chance SHE'S coming back in 3 days!

Religion is like a dick.. There is always someone that feels the need to shove it down someone elses throat..

I agree. Its so stupid how people are so close minded. It makes me sick. You know, I'm a Christian but believe every God boils down to the same God (just different image) and was talking to a guy that said "there is only 1 true God." and starting pretty much saying all others will go to hell. People make me sick...if that is the case, that guy is going to be very lonely if he gets to heaven. Sorry it just reminded me of that. I can't stand people who aren't open to other things just because their religious base is so weak that it will crumble at the slightest temptation. Sorry xD

There is only one true god and it's Nicolas Cage.

Some people kill others and hate others over the religious beliefs, go figure.

#19 - PREACH girl!! :)

Thank you. I've been looking for someone with such an opinion. I mean most Christians I know - though not all - believe in Hell and that if you aren't Christian you go there. And they are very kind, generous and happy people. Very welcoming - but I find that hard to swallow. I was told the other day that God isn't pleased with someone who isn't Christian. THAT I cannot understand - even if they weren't"saved" surely He would still be happy when we do something good? :)

Doubt it. Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in hell.

25 But she sounds like enough of a psycho to not really care.

I completely agree. My first thought when I read this FML was: Oh f*** no. If anyone "screamed" at my daughter or any child, I wouldn't be able to restrain myself. That woman would be in a world of pain....and then banned from ever coming near my child again. Children are easily scarred and traumatized by that kind of thing. I am still angry about this.

Or a Bible

Cornobble that psycho!

49- I thought I was the only one who knew what that word meant!

Your grandma sounds scary... I would have her checked out by a therapist if I were you... Just saying.

She can be an OCD crazy bitch. She's acts all sweet an innocent but I heard so many stories. She's so nosey, and she "cries" for the littlest things and never accepts something for what it is. My aunt was reading about something today that she knew was a fact and my grandmother said she was wrong. x_x I dont see her that often but when I do, I see something evil in her eyes xD hahaha Maybe I do need to get her checked out.

Yes, yes you do!

This is exactly why those things should be brought up or people get away with thinking crazy things that make you say incorrect and inappropriate things to children.