Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
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junkboy 4
thats normal.
Fantastiic 0
lol I would have slowly said peek-a-boo
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junkboy 4
thats normal.
mfjerome 0
Couldn't you see there was someone there lol?
aaaahh 0
slap a hoe.
zeron 0
lmao Ikr
chuchurocket 4
I wouldve said, 'your succulent ****!!!'
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
#30 that's because your gay op just use your hand
liecake 0
#43 you mean "you're," not "your." Unless of course you meant to say that he owns a gay, which doesn't make sense.
foreverspellman 0
yeah, I know right? maybe they'll see their sloppy grammar and come back to fml to correct it. Because I'm sure their worried about how people percieve them on the Internet... especially on a site that is so genuinely concerned about others problems. I'm glad people like them take time out of their short lives to correct such a fatal mistake as a grammatacal error... but think of it, the person who made the mistake is only helping people who correct it live fuller, mote fufilling lives. Yeah. Right.
DocBastard 38
Yeah,* Maybe* they're* others'* grammatical* more* I find it ironic that your name is "spellman." If you're going to hang out here, get used to the Grammar Nazis.
ThereGoesMyLife 0
What /I/ find ironic is the fact that in your haste to look oh-so-smart, you've "corrected" something that they've said, when in fact they were correct in the first place. It IS their, not they're. Grammar Nazi fail.
CheshireHalli 19
He was correcting the second "their." ("Because I'm sure their worried about...") In that case, Doc is correct. :) Because that one there should be "they're" not "their."
guckylynn 19
Also perceive not percieve.
riseofabreakings 0
And this is why English sucks...
TheOptimist 0
O Shut te *** up, al of u! u al r FALURES!
meganannee 0
Your correction is actually using the wrong 'their'; the guy before you is right in using their, not they're. He is not saying 'there are'
Mehness 0
63 - In the context "Because I'm sure their worried," "their" would mean that they're possessing a worried. "They're" would mean that they ARE worried.
Mehness 0
60 - English doesn't suck, the majority of America does. I fin it incredibly difficult to comprehend how someone could confuse the forms of "their." If you don't know the differences, you obviously didn't pass 3rd grade, and that's that.
DocBastard 38
ThereGoesMyLife, don't second-guess me. I never make misteaks.
tory777 0
misteaks. (: bahaha, these comments just make my day.
Markii10 0
^ I like Grammar Nazis better than the trolls complaining about the grammatically correct users on FML.
GimmeSunglasses 0
Wow, Doc, you can't even spell "mistakes" correctly. Fail.
avenged7fold6661 0
Doc obviously spelled that wrong on purpose lol.
DocBastard 38
Sunglasses - go look up "sarcasm" in the dictionary. And remember, there are two rules of success: 1) Never tell them everything you know
junkboy 4
...and to think I started this!
bigblue95 0
can some1 explain this to me. why do u guys care how we spell. just curious. i mean sometimes i see what i spell wrong i dont feel like fixing it. as long as u can understand it i dont see the issue. does it make u feel cool or happy or even smarter than us...bc thats a wow
etanman 5
y do u hve to be a grammer nazi 4
humzizzl3 0
you Nazi grammar folks are douches , stfu
jackygirl2 0
I see you have been reading allmidnighteyes' profile. LOL
TiffanyBlews27 0
Actually, 101, it has been established several times that there IS a specific instance in which Doc was correct in saying that it SHOULD be "they're" instead of "their". If you're going to comment on that "problem", maybe you should read the relevant comments in order to not make such an error. That would save you time, this harrassment, and the appearance of a moron.
astarwarsfan 0
It would seem that grammar is very important to the Nazi Party. I love you guys, you make my day :)
illjusbedamned 0
#63 There is no existing contraction for the phrase "there are". Food for thought.
zadie 6
Dude, Doc, get a life! You just sound stuck up and annoying. This makes me wonder if you ever got a date for prom...
DocBastard 38
Aww zadie, that's cute. That was a very noble attempt, but an utter fiasco nonetheless. Not only did I have a date to the prom (almost 20 years ago), but I've since had other girlfriends, gotten married, had a child, and now I have another on the way. If you don't like my comments, feel free to skip over them. I promise I won't get offended by your dumb ass not caring about what I have to say. If you're just here to troll me, then send me a PM and I'll be happy to lambast the shit out of you privately.
kittysammich_fml 0
And thats why you stay in school kids
QuickSilv3r777 0
I would have said I'M GETTING SOME TOILET PAPER YOU PERV....GOSH and kicked his or her stall on the way out
cearalaken 0
I love correcting people's grammar.
miki1 0
is it weird that I'm trying to be an author yet I still feel that the G Nazis are in the wrong?
wintamint101 7
this isn't a ******* english class
fanceh 10
holy shit, how about you nit pricks stop caring about peoples spellig on the Internet, and actually talk about the fml in the comments...
wintamint101 7
and 50, did you really take the time to comment on it?
trevishere 7
That's when you get out your iPod/phone and start playing Bow Chicka Wow Wow
czalc 0
All you people completely forgetting there is a fml in the first place and just arguing about all this other bs is more fail than what the person did in the fml. It's also arguably more entertaining.
radiocrash 4
fail
ThisBeAUsername 6
... -starts singing- Why can't we be friends? ?
mackmillydilly 0
hahaha!
Pocahontas22_fml 0
hahaha that's funny. shoulda made sure noone was in there...ydi
Zmeilerr 22
yea, OP just pop your head into the other stall and take a peak.
Hunter148Cassie 0
You mean peek not peak like a mountain peak.
krazygirl100 9
don't be a dick
phatdaddy62 23
bathroom butt secks
Fantastiic 0
lol I would have slowly said peek-a-boo
ColetteL 4
Lmao...I heard Peter Griffin's laugh in my head after your comment.
andacondakiwi 11
hahahah win
lerouxmaster 7
That wa freaking awesome !
crazedcabbages 0
shouldve made sure no one was there nd if there was then ask
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
idk why but I'm picturing Morgan Freeman saying that in your scenario.
SACKERLAND 6
Morgan Freeman is god.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
that's bill Cosby. "Cosbynesd, is second to godlyness"
bassfisher100 23
bill Cosby never played god, freeman not only played god, he is god ._.
nidawi 0
Next time remember to say "can you spare a square?" to avoid confusion.
Utexas913 3
Seinfeld ftw.
SACKERLAND 6
You should have replied in Japanese.
BlackMoon_fml 9
YES. That works every single time.
chelle_starlight 0
haha...oh the joys of bathroom humor...for some reason it never gets old...for me at least...