Transportation: Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy,...

By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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By ClutchJunkie - 05/12/2016 15:44

Today, my classic car that I've put hours of wrench time into burst into flames when I tried to start it. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 16:10 - United Kingdom - Godalming

Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML

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By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad brought home a used hunk of junk from someone he knew. It was covered in rust and dents, and the engine was making weird noises. Thinking he was being generous, he said to me, "When you get your license, you'll be driving it!" It then died with a loud bang and black smoke from under the hood. FML

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Thursday 25 November 2010 9:04

Smores anyone?

bamagrl410 31

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:00

If he's "not too handy", why didn't you insist he NOT try to fix it? I hope you have some good insurance lol.

Comments

YaLubluTebya 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:58

woww. that would suck

VinegarStrokes 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:58

Jesus...

TheOptimist 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:14

Make him sit on it.

iSitt 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:22

he's been listening to CarTalk

MrsLender_fml 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:30

ya tozhe!

robosonic 2

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:44

just imagine the look on his face after the engine went up in flames :P

nextXbrucelee 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 10:18

I'm sure he stopped rejoicing after that

ithappens232 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:58

damn that's sucks, grade A mechanic. oh yea, FIRST!!

xFalzz 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:00

Excellent job.

Claytonic 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:00

wow. you are an idiot.

Darko21 5

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:07

First to look stupid!

mfmylifesrsly 29

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:34

lmao wow 2 you really do fail, twice XD

cat444des 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 10:05

2nd it's like being the 1st loser no? lol

Glenn_Coco 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 10:13

haha beaten by a second

sparkz2010 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 12:01

u look like Justin beiber

KingDingALing 9

Thursday 25 November 2010 14:20

I ******* HATE Justin Bieber...>:(

Sadielovesyou 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 15:55

you don't look like Justin bieber but that's good cause hes ugly

SmellMyCheese 1

Thursday 25 November 2010 19:18

it happens

kyliebear 15

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:17

Sorry, you're actually second. Better luck next time!

Perksofbeingawal 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 8:59

Gah, that's horrible... :(

bamagrl410 31

Thursday 25 November 2010 9:00

If he's "not too handy", why didn't you insist he NOT try to fix it? I hope you have some good insurance lol.

docscientist 9

Thursday 25 November 2010 11:53

Seems to have done at least an equal job of any mechanic.

starile 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 13:53

"Well, the car's already broken down, so there really isn't anything he can do to make it much worsOH MY GOD!! MY CAR!! YOU EXPLODED MY ******* CAR!! What the hell is wrong with you?! AAAAHHHH!"