Damn and you didn't get an ass sore from that? Shit you must be used to being dirty.

Or a fiesty poo that tired him out either one really.

Must've been those boring ones since he fell asleep. You know, those dumps when you forgot your iPod or phone to entertain yourself

How could you sleep with all that smelly shit swimming under you -__-

Ha?

Must've taken a lot out of you lol

Musta been mighty uncomfortable in there without a pillow.

ouch

No

No is right, and next time op tell the truth no one is gonna give you that much shit. Lol

18 that was not necessary either.

No, no one had to say that.

I'd just be honest about that. People won't think less of you if you're honest about embarrassing things.

Well, that's a shitty situation.. (;

39 are you an echo?

53 - More than just an echo.. A flirtatious echo. I heard that's the worst kind.

I swear, the next person that make a "shitty situation" pun, is in deep shit. Pun fucking intended.

Sadly, I meant it as a joke to people. I didn't literally mean it. It was said it was obnoxious so I obnoxiously stated it once more.

ive had enough of this shit

...I hear that's the worst kind ;) *bats eyelashes*

I know right

Every kiss begins with unluc kaaaay?

Ends with ^?

Also may I add that I hope you enjoyed your fecal-encrusted anus after you woke up. Did it clog up like an uncapped tube of super glue?

IDK why but I'm rofling so hard I can barely breath =|. Thanks for putting a smile on my face ^_^

WTF ?!

The force was so strong you got knocked out... Ehh

Demotivational poster status!!