FML : Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car...

Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Brian B / Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:14 / United States

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By GabbyCharityM | 0

#3284416 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Well that's a shitty situation..
Someone had to say it.

By erazzle | 0

#3284414 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Good poo?

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By erazzle | 0

#3284414 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Good poo?

stro88 | 6

#3284640 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:13

Damn and you didn't get an ass sore from that? Shit you must be used to being dirty.

EvilPotato | 14

#3284734 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:27

Or a fiesty poo that tired him out either one really.

NotAPedo | 0

#3284793 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:39

Must've been those boring ones since he fell asleep. You know, those dumps when you forgot your iPod or phone to entertain yourself

fatgirllovesfml | 0

#3284853 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:53

How could you sleep with all that smelly shit swimming under you -__-

hockey199813 | 5

#3285840 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:34

Ha?

angeljewlz | 7

#3286071 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:13

Must've taken a lot out of you lol

fakeaccountX | 6

#3286247 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:49

Musta been mighty uncomfortable in there without a pillow.

drdingus | 27

#4076824 - Thursday 23 February 2012 12:11

ouch

By GabbyCharityM | 0

#3284416 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Well that's a shitty situation..
Someone had to say it.

turkishjew | 0

#3284426 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:42

jondivey | 9

#3284578 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:59

No is right, and next time op tell the truth no one is gonna give you that much shit. Lol

EvilPotato | 14

#3284706 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:24

18 that was not necessary either.

NotAPedo | 0

#3284801 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:40

No, no one had to say that.

LouisianaBob | 9

#3285032 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:24

I'd just be honest about that. People won't think less of you if you're honest about embarrassing things.

13FTW | 9

#3285138 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:45

Well, that's a shitty situation..
(;

white16sox | 19

#3285810 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:28

39 are you an echo?

xXshadowrollerXx | 6

#3285876 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:41

53 - More than just an echo.. A flirtatious echo. I heard that's the worst kind.

Saltime | 0

#3286030 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:07

I swear, the next person that make a "shitty situation" pun, is in deep shit.

Pun fucking intended.

13FTW | 9

#3286481 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:42

Sadly, I meant it as a joke to people. I didn't literally mean it. It was said it was obnoxious so I obnoxiously stated it once more.

rallets | 22

#3286863 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:52

ive had enough of this shit

vegan_muffin | 4

#3289563 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 20:43

...I hear that's the worst kind ;) *bats eyelashes*

By Ima_monster_x3 | 12

#3284419 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:41

Unluckaaay.

gigi03 | 5

#3285312 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:12

I know right

decidedlyvague | 11

#3287038 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 8:41

Every kiss begins with unluc kaaaay?

StopDropNRoll | 11

#3287156 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 9:50

Ends with ^?

By Quest_ | 13

#3284432 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:42

Wait, what?

Quest_ | 13

#3284534 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:54

Also may I add that I hope you enjoyed your fecal-encrusted anus after you woke up. Did it clog up like an uncapped tube of super glue?

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3285597 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:46

IDK why but I'm rofling so hard I can barely breath =|.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face ^_^

bdair | 1

#3287075 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 9:01

WTF ?!

By ollie179 | 19

#3284447 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:44

*strain* plop!

ZzzZzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz

Poopolicious | 5

#3286855 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:49

The force was so strong you got knocked out... Ehh

By dreamering | 16

#3284454 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:45

Were you able to walk after that?

By flockz | 19

#3284460 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:46

home:where i can poop for however long i want. thats the only thing that gets me through the day.

pinkpolarbear | 8

#3285693 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:02

Demotivational poster status!!

By alexiiiis09 | 0

#3284474 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:48

Shit sucks

By spicywatermelon | 0

#3284476 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:48

Lmao. Fav.

By HentaiBunny | 4

#3284482 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:49

What's so shameful about snoozing in your own feces? Brag about that shit, literally.

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