Today, I fell asleep for an hour in the bathroom while taking a dump. I had to convince everyone I went for a walk during lunch since no one saw my car leave. FML
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erazzle
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Good poo?
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stro88
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Damn and you didn't get an ass sore from that? Shit you must be used to being dirty.
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EvilPotato
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Or a fiesty poo that tired him out either one really.
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NotAPedo
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Must've been those boring ones since he fell asleep. You know, those dumps when you forgot your iPod or phone to entertain yourself
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fatgirllovesfml
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How could you sleep with all that smelly shit swimming under you -__-
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hockey199813
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Ha?
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angeljewlz
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Must've taken a lot out of you lol
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fakeaccountX
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Musta been mighty uncomfortable in there without a pillow.
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drdingus
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ouch
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GabbyCharityM
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Well that's a shitty situation..
Someone had to say it.
Someone had to say it.
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turkishjew
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No
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jondivey
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No is right, and next time op tell the truth no one is gonna give you that much shit. Lol
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EvilPotato
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18 that was not necessary either.
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NotAPedo
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No, no one had to say that.
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LouisianaBob
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I'd just be honest about that. People won't think less of you if you're honest about embarrassing things.
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13FTW
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Well, that's a shitty situation..
(;
(;
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white16sox
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39 are you an echo?
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xXshadowrollerXx
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53 - More than just an echo.. A flirtatious echo. I heard that's the worst kind.
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Saltime
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I swear, the next person that make a "shitty situation" pun, is in deep shit.
Pun fucking intended.
Pun fucking intended.
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13FTW
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Sadly, I meant it as a joke to people. I didn't literally mean it. It was said it was obnoxious so I obnoxiously stated it once more.
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rallets
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ive had enough of this shit
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vegan_muffin
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...I hear that's the worst kind ;) *bats eyelashes*
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Ima_monster_x3
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Unluckaaay.
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gigi03
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I know right
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decidedlyvague
| 11
Every kiss begins with unluc kaaaay?
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StopDropNRoll
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Ends with ^?
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Quest_
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Wait, what?
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Quest_
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Also may I add that I hope you enjoyed your fecal-encrusted anus after you woke up. Did it clog up like an uncapped tube of super glue?
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iam_yummylicious
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IDK why but I'm rofling so hard I can barely breath =|.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face ^_^
Thanks for putting a smile on my face ^_^
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bdair
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WTF ?!
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ollie179
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*strain* plop!
ZzzZzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz
ZzzZzzzzzzzzZZzzZzzzz
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Poopolicious
| 5
The force was so strong you got knocked out... Ehh
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dreamering
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Were you able to walk after that?
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flockz
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home:where i can poop for however long i want. thats the only thing that gets me through the day.
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pinkpolarbear
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Demotivational poster status!!
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alexiiiis09
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Shit sucks
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spicywatermelon
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Lmao. Fav.
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HentaiBunny
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What's so shameful about snoozing in your own feces? Brag about that shit, literally.
Someone had to say it.