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Red flag?
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FIRE!
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Do me
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By Pandafriend - 24/01/2016 18:42 - Mexico - Mexico
Pandafriend tells us more.
Wish you were here
By iwannagotomiamitoo - 19/08/2013 04:30 - United States - Brookline
Jogging is bad for you
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I'm awake
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You gotta be kidding me?
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Happy birthday, I suppose…
By chessgeeksam - 14/03/2009 19:28 - United States
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Op here! This is my first FML and I'm happy it got posted :) To answer some of your questions. How does a sunroof get stolen? I have no idea, but these Mexican thieves tend to be very creative, and quite handy by the looks of it. I guess they stole it because it's an expensive car piece, but the jokes on them because it has a serial number and technically if they try to sell it they could go to jail (if the correct laws were to be applied). But maybe they just sell it as scrap glass. And on the bright side I'm really glad they only stole the sunroof and not the whole car, and they didn't take anything from inside either, I was worried they might have taken any car papers but luckily they didn't. And the reason why I haven't gone out in such a long time, is because I didn't use to enjoy it, every time I went out I didn't have any fun, and also I find it very hard to maintain a conversation with friends let alone a stranger, and I like staying at home reading or here in FML. I was actually amazed about the fun I had. But if I go out more often now, I'm making a note to myself to never park in the street and always leave it with a valet parking.( Although a valet parking once stole my spare tire, but I didn't notice until I needed it, much after).