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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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kelli09 0
What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.
csigabajnok 0
What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...
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Comments (305)
csigabajnok 0
What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...
1221jamw 11
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your retarded
toriluva 0
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omg ur probably just really low on the popular list many lower than her any who if she's fat ur fater lay off the ....ULGY PPL ok just stop
tona01 16
please write like a normal person, it makes it hard for non- american like myself to understand
rockindyl22 0
176, I am an American and even I have trouble reading broken English.
alsgirl 24
English?
DaSandman 9
says the idiot who doesn't understand he difference between 'your' and 'you're'
ashtay01 5
IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pancakesrock 7
Maybe it was ******* RACHEL TICE!
justindrew14 29
Lol. This sounds just like a teenage girl hopefully she's 21 though.
WaltzingPhanthom 23
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Believe me, he's probably just as unpopular as the girl. Trust me, I know. Once, an ugly dork called me on my cell while I was having dinner with my mom. The dork said she wanted to hang out. I didn't believe that I was as much a dork as she was but my mom kept insulting me about it. "Son, she probably called you because you're in her league. You've got to accept that you're unpopular, ugly, and a dork." I hate my mom because of that, but it's the gospel truth.
NoahK2003 16
Never thought I would see the word "dork" at least once in every sentence of a paragraph. Until now.
kelli09 0
What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.
thatonek1d 0
3 ur right. she may have not been popular but she could be the hottest and sweetest girl in the school. ydi for bein a shallow drunk.
sheagstaz 0
It sounds like you were the class nerd
SadinSherman 16
And you sound like the class jerk
Sarah__917 14
He cares.
Abidawe 15
She says shit about it it'll spread and ruin high school for him
katieatieay 0
good for her.
angeluv_2014 22
Not good for her... obviously this guy is a total dickhole
Jericho_fml 0
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Last weekend i drank an entire handle of Vodka and made out with a ******* whale of a woman. She weighs at least 150 pounds more than me... Now she thinks i like her
anndiwhite 0
dick
FML102938 8
Asshole.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
grow up.
Mikayla_Reckless 0
Dick.
MackenzieAnn17 0
Wow.
ioiehsos 2
****.
CanadiAnM8 24
Bitch.
FMLJFL 5
Moby Dick
06cobaltSSftw 7
this ^ lmfao xD
ElJefeKeanu 4
That sucks man don't listen to the people saying ur a dick a fat woman is just unattractive
LittleLambii 24
Regardless if a woman is attractive or not, it's extremely disrespectful to say something like that; I guess your parents never taught you respect.
tournamentdecide 33
At least you managed to get someone interested in you. Big girls deserve love too.
azarel88 11
big girls do deserve love like any other but when they act like they think they are hot shit and I just want to finish my beer and find an attractive woman to talk to it is really annoying, added with the "so I'm not good enough huh" also when they follow you saying stupid incoherent things.
ned_schneebley 0
pussys pussy even if you gotta lift a few stomach folds to get to it.
xxxInsanexxx 9
The FML never says she is overweight or unattractive.
Shadefall 0
wow, could you be any more of an asshole? Grow the **** up. 5 years from now, no ones gonna care who the "least popular" girl in school was, and she'll probably be at a better place in life than you are because she didnt care about such petty shit. OR maybe shell end up a suicide victim because of assholes like you. I reiterate... grow up.
Sukismama 2
You should listen to #15 ther make excellent points she could be your boss one day, or something like that. Our she could take her own life like many others because if fucktards and bitches like you who bully people for no reason. I hate ass ***** like you.
littlec_fml 0
dont ******* drink then
MEGAJOSH 0
I agree with #21. Did you come straight out of an American Pie movie? "Unpopular", give me a ******* break.
mastershake 0
#13 Ewwwwwwwwww lol thats so gross
isminei 6
I love how ironic your username is compared to your comment.
sasa247 0
are you kidding me, you fu*king asshole... why the hell does her popularity have anything to do with you sleeping with her? popularity isn't an overall indicator of ANYTHING. you're prolly the idiot jock kid who can't do anything but get by on his looks. and # 15, i completely agree