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By Ben-Ben - 06/11/2008 09:43 - France

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Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 956
You deserved it 150 198

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What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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What a whiner! Are you being with her because she is popular or because you like her? Man, you're a dork...

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please write like a normal person, it makes it hard for non- american like myself to understand

176, I am an American and even I have trouble reading broken English.

says the idiot who doesn't understand he difference between 'your' and 'you're'

IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe it was FUCKING RACHEL TICE!

Lol. This sounds just like a teenage girl hopefully she's 21 though.

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Never thought I would see the word "dork" at least once in every sentence of a paragraph. Until now.

What an asshole, who cares if she is popular or not.

3 ur right. she may have not been popular but she could be the hottest and sweetest girl in the school. ydi for bein a shallow drunk.

It sounds like you were the class nerd

And you sound like the class jerk

She says shit about it it'll spread and ruin high school for him

good for her.

Not good for her... obviously this guy is a total dickhole

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this ^ lmfao xD

That sucks man don't listen to the people saying ur a dick a fat woman is just unattractive

Regardless if a woman is attractive or not, it's extremely disrespectful to say something like that; I guess your parents never taught you respect.

At least you managed to get someone interested in you. Big girls deserve love too.

big girls do deserve love like any other but when they act like they think they are hot shit and I just want to finish my beer and find an attractive woman to talk to it is really annoying, added with the "so I'm not good enough huh" also when they follow you saying stupid incoherent things.

pussys pussy even if you gotta lift a few stomach folds to get to it.

The FML never says she is overweight or unattractive.

wow, could you be any more of an asshole? Grow the fuck up. 5 years from now, no ones gonna care who the "least popular" girl in school was, and she'll probably be at a better place in life than you are because she didnt care about such petty shit. OR maybe shell end up a suicide victim because of assholes like you. I reiterate... grow up.

You should listen to #15 ther make excellent points she could be your boss one day, or something like that. Our she could take her own life like many others because if fucktards and bitches like you who bully people for no reason. I hate ass fucks like you.

dont fucking drink then

I agree with #21. Did you come straight out of an American Pie movie? "Unpopular", give me a fucking break.

#13 Ewwwwwwwwww lol thats so gross

I love how ironic your username is compared to your comment.

are you kidding me, you fu*king asshole... why the hell does her popularity have anything to do with you sleeping with her? popularity isn't an overall indicator of ANYTHING. you're prolly the idiot jock kid who can't do anything but get by on his looks. and # 15, i completely agree