Thievery

By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 04:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to explain to a woman why she wasn't allowed to squeeze all the contents of the sample lotion bottle into her own bottle. She threw a fit, and dumped the whole bottle on my head. FML
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Kallian_fml 21

That woman is a genius! Well, for having the idea, not the getting caught part.

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zahra_786 19

I wonder how long she has been doing that for & in how many stores! Quite clever but silly at the same time :).

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Kallian_fml 21

That woman is a genius! Well, for having the idea, not the getting caught part.

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JadeWinter 16

I fail to see how abusing the sample items, then acting like a completely uncivilised bitch makes one a genius.

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Kallian_fml 21

Learn what a joke is.

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JadeWinter 16

Oh! Right. I'm sorry. That honestly went way over my head.

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nikki_1717_ 8
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Haha im gonna try that some day, when i actually grow the balls to do it ...

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ChenEighty 20
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25, have you not learned from the FML?

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ositoakaluis 16
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But she got away with it by acting like a psycho, so moral of the story is throw a bitch fit and you can get away with anything

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NameInvalid 9
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not a bad idea...

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zahra_786 19

I wonder how long she has been doing that for & in how many stores! Quite clever but silly at the same time :).

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lilhellian 26
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Wait, we're not supposed to do that? Oh... That would explain why I sometimes get dirty looks..

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RocketNinjaFish 12

Some people are just idiots. Unfortunately, there seems to be no escape from them at times.

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fml121785 14
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Straight trash! No one actually thinks that it would be an okay thing to do. She obviously got flustered & quite embarrassed when she got caught, so that was probably the real reason for the fit & pouring it OP. I'd have her banned from all locations of your store!

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danial1214 21
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I hate people who think that the rules apply to everyone except them.

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jarrettd 27
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No free lotion?!! *freakout

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lilhellian 26
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Heh.. My "favorite" line about that is "do as i say, not as i do."

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AboveAll04 14

you should have blew your contents all over her face !

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timelessone 16
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Just don't do it prematurely ;)

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cyanidesandwich 21
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Well did you use what she dumped on your head to moisturize?

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SerendipityRose 26
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And as she stomped away in "righteous" indignation, you should've picked up a nice big glob & hurled it at the back of that silly bitch's head...

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laden_swallow09 34
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This… this would be worth the loss.

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nicole23234 9
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She would have put that in her bottle too!

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anonymousguy1569_fml_fml 8
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Whenever anyone dumps a liquid on me, I always try and wipe it off with their clothes :)

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timelessone 16
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This is why working retail sucks.

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CptZoe 10
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That is bloody clever!!

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