That sucks

By Rich - 09/08/2021 23:01 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having a bath, I sucked a cup and it stuck to my face, as I’m sure others have done, right? However, the genius I am sucked it too hard and for too long, and managed to give myself a love bite goatee. The next week at school is going to be fun. FML
I agree, your life sucks 209
You deserved it 917

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Marcella1016 31

Dude how old are you having baths and playing with cups? But old enough to be on FML? That’s weirdly cute and...weird lol. But cute! Don’t stop being a playful human with a childlike sense of fun :) Hope you don’t have to catch too much shit over it at school though lol. Elementary or college or wherever you are.

The whole school wants to know who the class cupsucker is. You're going to get a lot of attention with your reputation of sucking too long and too hard.

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Marcella1016 31

Dude how old are you having baths and playing with cups? But old enough to be on FML? That’s weirdly cute and...weird lol. But cute! Don’t stop being a playful human with a childlike sense of fun :) Hope you don’t have to catch too much shit over it at school though lol. Elementary or college or wherever you are.

The whole school wants to know who the class cupsucker is. You're going to get a lot of attention with your reputation of sucking too long and too hard.

Hmmmmm, Naw big dog. That's all you.

How many of the other kids said you had an STD?

ummm, no. I never sucked a cup and had it stuck to my face....