Health: Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off...

By Kotoko - 06/04/2013 04:59 - United States - Wylie

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

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Saturday 6 April 2013 18:38

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

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Pleonasm 35

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

Talooka 10

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

Pleonasm 35

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

MrSassypants 32

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:23

With the garbage disposal always on.

Snowkeys 11

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Saturday 6 April 2013 14:07

Damn you're just rolling in the cash. Who needs a pension when you have 2 dollar scratch tickets.

tjv3 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 1:37

I'm sure the one winner of the 350 million thought it was a money sink... Oh wait nah he didn't

NeatNit 32

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Sunday 7 April 2013 7:08

Quit while you're ahead. They wouldn't be selling them unless they were statistically making a profit, and the more you buy the more you fall into statistics.

Talooka 10

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

Pleonasm 35

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:24

Might as well go for a full body work out while you're at it, OP. Never miss leg day. These things cost an arm and a leg.

Wimoweh 10

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:31

Full body workout? I'm trying to see how he'd manage an ab crunch. Ooh ooh, I know! Tape it to his knees, and then put a quarter in his mouth, and every rep scratch a bit off.

Padreschargers7 14

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Sunday 7 April 2013 8:35

Talooka!

jessmeatsix 5

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:21

oops, that sucks!

wldd0g 9

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Saturday 6 April 2013 16:47

Someone needs to workout.

DocBastard 38

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:25

Be careful next time you masturbate...

Pleonasm 35

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:28

Anyone ever get their hand stuck in or something, Doc?

gracehi 31

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:45

Wouldn't surprise me. Damn tilted uterus.

mattlw 25

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Saturday 6 April 2013 15:57

Lets be honest, we were all thinking it. It just needed someone with the nuts to say it! Good call Doc.

TheGodDamnJoker 9

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Sunday 7 April 2013 8:22

OP I would disagree with your statement. From my point of view it appears as though you won a trip to the hospital.

gracehi 31

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Saturday 6 April 2013 13:28

You sure are eager to pay your poor tax. If everyone was so cooperative we could really stick it to the IRS and make half of them unemployed.

gc327072 30

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Saturday 6 April 2013 19:18

^wut

SnuWolf 15

Saturday 6 April 2013 13:30

How do you pull a muscle from scratching a lottery ticket? I get that you were eager but unless you moved your entire arm furiously while scratching I see it impossible to do so.