FML : Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm from eagerly scratching off a lottery ticket. No, I didn't win anything. FML

LOL These comments are all hilarious. xD Yeah, I admit, I probably DID deserve it =P Lotto tickets are a money drainage.. =/ Course, you win a few times.. here and there, you get addicted thinking "OK! I am going to win this time!" Yeah.. I really need to stop buying them all the time. It's pathetic how much money I've wasted.. =/ I vote YDI for myself, lol.

By Kotoko - / Saturday 6 April 2013 04:59 / United States - Wylie

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5437312 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

By Talooka | 10

#5437313 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

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By Pleonasm | 31

#5437312 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:19

You say that last part as if you were surprised or something. And you must reaaaaaaaly have been eager. Don't you know those things are a money sink?

MrSassypants | 31

#5437317 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:23

With the garbage disposal always on.

Snowkeys | 11

#5437353 - Saturday 6 April 2013 02:07

Damn you're just rolling in the cash. Who needs a pension when you have 2 dollar scratch tickets.

tjv3 | 9

#5437997 - Sunday 7 April 2013 01:37

I'm sure the one winner of the 350 million thought it was a money sink... Oh wait nah he didn't

NeatNit | 32

#5438373 - Sunday 7 April 2013 07:08

Quit while you're ahead. They wouldn't be selling them unless they were statistically making a profit, and the more you buy the more you fall into statistics.

By Talooka | 10

#5437313 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:20

Did you buy another ticket for your other arm?

Pleonasm | 31

#5437318 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:24

Might as well go for a full body work out while you're at it, OP. Never miss leg day. These things cost an arm and a leg.

Wimoweh | 10

#5437326 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:31

Full body workout? I'm trying to see how he'd manage an ab crunch. Ooh ooh, I know! Tape it to his knees, and then put a quarter in his mouth, and every rep scratch a bit off.

Padreschargers7 | 14

#5438438 - Sunday 7 April 2013 08:35

Talooka!

By jessmeatsix | 5

#5437315 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:21

oops, that sucks!

wldd0g | 9

#5437496 - Saturday 6 April 2013 04:47

Someone needs to workout.

By DocBastard | 38

#5437319 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:25

Be careful next time you masturbate...

Pleonasm | 31

#5437323 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:28

Anyone ever get their hand stuck in or something, Doc?

gracehi | 31

#5437342 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:45

Wouldn't surprise me. Damn tilted uterus.

mattlw | 25

#5437410 - Saturday 6 April 2013 03:57

Lets be honest, we were all thinking it. It just needed someone with the nuts to say it! Good call Doc.

TheGodDamnJoker | 9

#5438426 - Sunday 7 April 2013 08:22

OP I would disagree with your statement. From my point of view it appears as though you won a trip to the hospital.

By gracehi | 31

#5437322 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:28

You sure are eager to pay your poor tax. If everyone was so cooperative we could really stick it to the IRS and make half of them unemployed.

gc327072 | 29

#5437655 - Saturday 6 April 2013 07:18

^wut

By SnuWolf | 15

#5437324 - Saturday 6 April 2013 01:30

How do you pull a muscle from scratching a lottery ticket? I get that you were eager but unless you moved your entire arm furiously while scratching I see it impossible to do so.