Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a dream that I was having one of the best poops of my life. I woke up feeling very content and relaxed, until I rolled over and realised it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I found out that the myth about what happens when you dream you're going to the toilet is not entirely untrue. At least for me. FML
Today, I dreamt that I was using the toilet. The toilet was a dream, but the rest wasn't. My pants were soaked. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, I woke myself up by farting in my sleep, only to realize that the guy I'd brought home from the bar was still next to me. He was awake. FML
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StevoKing666 18
Congrats on the six pack
oiler 21
A 6 pack without the hassel? Nice!
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Comments (62)
oj101 33
6 packs are a function of having low enough body fat. Keep having diarrhea and you'll be there in no time!
hasooon 24
np
StevoKing666 18
Congrats on the six pack
oiler 21
I was going to post this but tou postes right before me. FML
NicoTaylor1005 19
"You posted right before me" you say, as commenter number TWENTY TWO to number TWO. I don't think you know what "right before" means
xyris_fml 28
@28, this comment was 2, his comment saying the same thing was 4.. That's what he was referring to
Colon_Man 17
Three pack. It was only half true.
oiler 21
This honestly does need a follow up
WinterChild 20
Hopefully you had enough time to clean up without him finding out.
friday9733 11
Can't have a friend seeing your dirty six pack
oiler 21
Yea cant let him see that six pack of pudding
Brandi_Faith 34
This is so horrible, and yet so funny at the same time. Definite fly! I can't help but wonder how bad it was and if you were able to clean up at all? Did the undies have to go straight in the garbage? What about your pants? Were those dirty too? Did you have to borrow a pair of pants from your friend? The situation is just so bad but I can't stop laughing.
oiler 21
A 6 pack without the hassel? Nice!
Avi8r 22
Brace yourselves, the "shitty situation" puns are coming
Rkikkas9713 25
They got a six pack though...right??
MrSassypants 34
What a packy situation!...... What? It's stupid but it's more clever than a "shitty situation" joke.
freyday 18
I wish getting a six-pack was that easy
SubparAtBest 23
Getting big quick eh?
Darkness_Hate 29
I hate those kind of vivid dreams.FYL
whassallt26 13
Haha people don't just grow a six pack when they're asleep..oh...oh wait
idk_rose 25
YOU HAVE SIX-PACK ABS NOW ?!
oiler 21
Thats what they just said isnt it?