Health: Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return...

By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML

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StevoKing666 18

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Saturday 21 November 2015 23:10

Congrats on the six pack

oiler 21

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Saturday 21 November 2015 23:12

A 6 pack without the hassel? Nice!

oj101 33

Saturday 21 November 2015 23:09

6 packs are a function of having low enough body fat. Keep having diarrhea and you'll be there in no time!

hasooon 24

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Sunday 22 November 2015 0:06

StevoKing666 18

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Saturday 21 November 2015 23:10

Congrats on the six pack

oiler 21

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Sunday 22 November 2015 0:49

I was going to post this but tou postes right before me. FML

NicoTaylor1005 18

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Sunday 22 November 2015 2:16

"You posted right before me" you say, as commenter number TWENTY TWO to number TWO. I don't think you know what "right before" means

xyris_fml 28

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Sunday 22 November 2015 3:21

@28, this comment was 2, his comment saying the same thing was 4.. That's what he was referring to

Colon_Man 17

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Sunday 22 November 2015 14:23

Three pack. It was only half true.

oiler 21

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Monday 23 November 2015 4:18

This honestly does need a follow up

WinterChild 20

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Saturday 21 November 2015 23:11

Hopefully you had enough time to clean up without him finding out.

friday9733 11

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Sunday 22 November 2015 2:53

Can't have a friend seeing your dirty six pack

oiler 21

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Sunday 22 November 2015 3:56

Yea cant let him see that six pack of pudding

Brandi_Faith 33

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Sunday 22 November 2015 7:39

This is so horrible, and yet so funny at the same time. Definite fly! I can't help but wonder how bad it was and if you were able to clean up at all? Did the undies have to go straight in the garbage? What about your pants? Were those dirty too? Did you have to borrow a pair of pants from your friend? The situation is just so bad but I can't stop laughing.