By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 10:03 - United States - Norwalk

Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 024
You deserved it 2 304

Same thing different taste


oj101 33

6 packs are a function of having low enough body fat. Keep having diarrhea and you'll be there in no time!

I was going to post this but tou postes right before me. FML

"You posted right before me" you say, as commenter number TWENTY TWO to number TWO. I don't think you know what "right before" means

@28, this comment was 2, his comment saying the same thing was 4.. That's what he was referring to

This honestly does need a follow up

Hopefully you had enough time to clean up without him finding out.

Can't have a friend seeing your dirty six pack

Yea cant let him see that six pack of pudding

This is so horrible, and yet so funny at the same time. Definite fly! I can't help but wonder how bad it was and if you were able to clean up at all? Did the undies have to go straight in the garbage? What about your pants? Were those dirty too? Did you have to borrow a pair of pants from your friend? The situation is just so bad but I can't stop laughing.

Brace yourselves, the "shitty situation" puns are coming

What a packy situation!...... What? It's stupid but it's more clever than a "shitty situation" joke.

I wish getting a six-pack was that easy

Haha people don't just grow a six pack when they're asleep..oh...oh wait