By nomorepups - 31/10/2016 14:54

Today, I adopted my second dog. When I called to tell my mom about it, she sternly told me that I was not allowed to get any more dogs. I'm 28 and own my own house. FML
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swervelol 28

That's when you call and sternly tell her you don't give a ****. Get as many puppers as you can care for OP!!!

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TheHeirofTime 19

She can't control you. Just ignore her and live with your two dogs.

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TheHeirofTime 19

She can't control you. Just ignore her and live with your two dogs.

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storrent 14

get as many dogs as you can to spite her

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swervelol 28

That's when you call and sternly tell her you don't give a ****. Get as many puppers as you can care for OP!!!

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Superbaker123 14

Tell her to mind her own business. Moms who think they're still in charge when their kids are adults annoys me to no end.

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cupcakebruh 21

I moved out of my moms house, with my boyfriend, a little over a year ago.. Even though my mom treats me like an adult in every other way now, she still freaks out everytime I "skip" school, even when I'm not skipping, I'm really just sick.. And then she has me list every symptom that I have to make sure I'm actually sick, and not making it up or whatever..

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anniegoldman 1

Agreed! My boyfriend is nearly 22, hasn't lived with his parents for well over a year, earns his own money and pays his own bills yet his parents think they can tell him what they can and can't do! They tried to stop us booking a holiday because they didn't approve!

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socialproduct 19

Get the sheepdog van that they used in Dumb & Dumber and drive past her house menacingly.

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PhoenixChick 26

She's just mad because the dogs outnumber her now, and it'll be easier to drown out her bullshit.

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RavenousRiley 2

It sounds like you know her on a personal level..

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RpiesSPIES 27

She's just trying to stop you from becoming a crazy dog lady.

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Lalala579121 27

It was funnier when we actually thought OP was going to change genders.

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LyricaSilvan 29

"I'm a grown man, I pay my own bills. I'll adopt as many dogs as I want"

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Magnoxidans 19

I'd adopt a third one just to show her :P plus you can never have too many dogs :D

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RinoaHeartilly 36

Wow! How controlling. Easy enough, though: don't listen to her.

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