Intimacy: Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing...

By florisvanlent - 12/02/2009 16:17 - Netherlands

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

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By 12incher - 15/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in math class when I glanced over to the other side of the room and the hottest girl in the school is over there. I could see her thong so I instantly got a boner. About a minute later my teacher calls me up to the board to do a problem. I wore basketball shorts that day. FML

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You deserved it 42 715

Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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You deserved it 273

How could you?

By Horndog - 02/04/2022 18:01 - United States - Staten Island

Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML

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You deserved it 346

Pleased to see me?

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 23:39 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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You deserved it 20 048

By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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You deserved it 46 744

Moobs

By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 54 701

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 429

You deserved it 9 059

By a chick in California - 14/06/2012 20:10 - United States - Ceres

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML

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You deserved it 8 696

By madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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You deserved it 3 107

By Thanks dicks - 07/09/2018 06:00

Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML

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sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 20:50

I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE

Comments

sniperpie 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jiplo 18

Friday 15 June 2012 4:02

Anti-boner.

mleugim 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:50

jajaja! XD!

nffd23 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:02

gross

takingxoverxme 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:07

Lawl.

president_benson 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:40

he's totally into you

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:09

haha now you're gay

dannyboy66 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 18:51

bisexual

Lachiew 11

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:55

60- say it like Stewey for it to be funnier

ToastedOats 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:56

What a sick fagot! You're queer! Better get used to it because now you know that you're gay. If I were you, I'd drink a gallon of bleach.

InfiniteSecret 20

Thursday 7 September 2017 18:21

You do realise that there are other sexualities besides gay or straight. They could be bi

charpanda007 0

Friday 13 February 2009 9:18

HAHAHA MOOB!!

hardcore_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 18:08

Yeah chicks do this, especially young chicks (he says he's in school). This is funny. Advice: Try to be more discerning with future erections.

genericnickname 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:37

Lol, #27. "Icy witch-nip" sounds like some sort of a salted snack.

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