FML : Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick...

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By florisvanlent - / Thursday 12 February 2009 16:17 / Netherlands

Intimacy

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By sniperpie | 0

#1609 - Thursday 12 February 2009 06:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

By Jali_Malcolm | 0

#38027 - Tuesday 17 March 2009 08:50

I bet your penis has never gone from erect to non-existent so fast in your LIFE

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By sniperpie | 0

#1609 - Thursday 12 February 2009 06:47

hahaha... wow, I'm sorry, but you did get pretty owned there

Jiplo | 18

#4568703 - Friday 15 June 2012 04:02

Anti-boner.

By mleugim | 0

#1611 - Thursday 12 February 2009 06:50

jajaja! XD!

By nffd23 | 0

#1621 - Thursday 12 February 2009 07:02

gross

By takingxoverxme | 0

#1623 - Thursday 12 February 2009 07:07

Lawl.

By president_benson | 0

#1641 - Thursday 12 February 2009 07:40

he's totally into you

By greenman_fml | 0

#1651 - Thursday 12 February 2009 08:09

haha now you're gay

dannyboy66 | 7

#1678377 - Wednesday 10 November 2010 06:51

bisexual

Lachiew | 11

#3744442 - Saturday 17 December 2011 07:55

60- say it like Stewey for it to be funnier

By ToastedOats | 0

#1663 - Thursday 12 February 2009 08:56

What a sick fagot! You're queer! Better get used to it because now you know that you're gay. If I were you, I'd drink a gallon of bleach.

InfiniteSecret | 15

#7538560 - Thursday 7 September 2017 06:21

You do realise that there are other sexualities besides gay or straight. They could be bi

By charpanda007 | 0

#1829 - Friday 13 February 2009 09:18

HAHAHA MOOB!!

By hardcore_fml | 0

#6502 - Tuesday 24 February 2009 06:08

Yeah chicks do this, especially young chicks (he says he's in school). This is funny. Advice: Try to be more discerning with future erections.

By genericnickname | 0

#7950 - Thursday 26 February 2009 08:37

Lol, #27. "Icy witch-nip" sounds like some sort of a salted snack.

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